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He's trying English patience
Compiled by John Ryan
Mercury News
Article Launched: 10/26/2007 01:41:08 AM PDT
There goes our five bucks, because we had Jeremy Shockey in the NFL Player Most Likely To Cause An International Incident In London pool.
The winner is Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder, who proudly showed off the benefits of a University of Florida football education. According to the Palm Beach Post, Crowder expressed surprise Tuesday that people in England speak English.
Also:
"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.
"I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."
A poll on the paper's Web site is asking whether Crowder was kidding or serious. Just to keep our faith in humanity and the educational system, we voted "kidding."
Compiled by John Ryan
Mercury News
Article Launched: 10/26/2007 01:41:08 AM PDT
There goes our five bucks, because we had Jeremy Shockey in the NFL Player Most Likely To Cause An International Incident In London pool.
The winner is Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder, who proudly showed off the benefits of a University of Florida football education. According to the Palm Beach Post, Crowder expressed surprise Tuesday that people in England speak English.
Also:
"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.
"I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."
A poll on the paper's Web site is asking whether Crowder was kidding or serious. Just to keep our faith in humanity and the educational system, we voted "kidding."
