Pubey
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Sue Barker!?
I bet she is a right screamer!
I bet she is a right screamer!
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After watching Wimbledon... would you shag...
The Big Shrimp
Zone Photographer
You wouldn't have a chance, she a Dutch dam!
Pubey
Guest
dutch dam??
canveyshrimper
R.I.P
Kenny
Thailand Shrimper
From wikipedia: "In her private life, Barker was romantically linked with both the singer Cliff Richard and the golfer Greg Norman. She is now married to policeman Lance Tankard."
The Big Shrimp
Zone Photographer
Cliff's Gay, Norman is an Aussie & they sh@g anything & I've never heard of anybody called Lance being straight!!! :p :D
Cheltenham Shrimper
Guest
Matt the Shrimp look-a-like who I worked with is called Lance and he is very straight!! :D
Kenny
Thailand Shrimper
Lance Armstrong :)
Cheltenham Shrimper
Guest
Forgot Lance Klusener, as well!! Now that man was a legend.
The Big Shrimp
Zone Photographer
Not all man though?!! :p
HawkwellShrimper
Youth Team
She's still got a pulse, I would!
C C Csiders
Life President
Why do you think the Knight of the Round Table in King Arthur's court was called Sir Lance-a-lot? He was at it, night and day, with every bird that moved. Get your facts straight.
And Sue, she'd get it, right here, right now.
Peter Pan
Guest
i'd be all over sue barker if i got the chance, she would get it hard.
Ailsa Road Shrimper
Coach
I think she's a bit of a flirt, she was drooling over Bjorn Borg before the Mens Final yesterday.
Not bad for a 51 year old but still too many miles on the clock for me, I prefer em young...
Not bad for a 51 year old but still too many miles on the clock for me, I prefer em young...
canveyshrimper
R.I.P
Sadly so do I, however all I seem to get these days is GMIWLF.:cry:
Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
And there was me thinking you were talking about this young lady, after her doubles success win with Jamie Murray...
(and yes, were I single, I probably would...)
(and yes, were I single, I probably would...)
BILLERICAY BLUE
Rose Tinted Brigade Member⭐⭐🦐
And there was me thinking you were talking about this young lady, after her doubles success win with Jamie Murray...
(and yes, were I single, I probably would...)
Not sure about the boat, but apart from that, Oh Yes !
Cricko2
Guest
No, Not Sue Barker again .......After 3 mins she cried "New Balls Please" ...Hmm
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