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Adopt a Shrimperzone Son?

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DoDTS

DoDTS

The PL League Boss⭐⭐🦐
If you could adopt a son to post on Shrimperzone, out of our existing posters who would it be?

Let me just add that sons that post can be very cutting and abusive towards you like calling you 98 etc. On the plus side ....... still thinking I'll let you know.

If anyone wants to adopt DtS all reasonable offers will be considered.

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Dad of Dave the Shrimper said:
If you could adopt a son to post on Shrimperzone, out of our existing posters who would it be?

Let me just add that sons that post can be very cutting and abusive towards you like calling you 98 etc. On the plus side ....... still thinking I'll let you know.

If anyone wants to adopt DtS all reasonable offers will be considered.

:thump:
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Will he support me financially when I retire? Long way off I know, but these things need to be considered haha
 
Dad of Dave the Shrimper said:
If you could adopt a son to post on Shrimperzone, out of our existing posters who would it be?

Let me just add that sons that post can be very cutting and abusive towards you like calling you 98 etc. On the plus side ....... still thinking I'll let you know.

If anyone wants to adopt DtS all reasonable offers will be considered.

:thump:
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Dear Dad of Dts ....It is without doubt a worry to you that the offspring of your loins is these days confused. One minute he loves Ldnfasto then within two minutes he falls for Sam. As a father myself this must somewhat confuse you as it does me.This moment of madness seems to have reflected itself upon his early childhood when he apperently wanted to be in the girl guides but opted for the Scouts. ( he made not have told you this)..Calling you 98 is laughable when he is yet to be out of Nappies... I think you should put him back in his place..Or ask Sam if she wants to look after her future father in law in later life....

Ps Id rather adopt a Black Widow:p
 
Napster said:
Old school.
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Can you imagine what footymad13's rep would have been like if posters could have awarded rep in those days?

The irony is that now he'll have matured a bit, he's probably re-registered and probably has a fairly respectable reputation.
 
Yorkshire Blue said:
Can you imagine what footymad13's rep would have been like if posters could have awarded rep in those days?

The irony is that now he'll have matured a bit, he's probably re-registered and probably has a fairly respectable reputation.
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XXXL re-registred and is now Murky Mouse.:D
 
Cricko said:
Dear Dad of Dts ....It is without doubt a worry to you that the offspring of your loins is these days confused. One minute he loves Ldnfasto then within two minutes he falls for Sam. As a father myself this must somewhat confuse you as it does me.This moment of madness seems to have reflected itself upon his early childhood when he apperently wanted to be in the girl guides but opted for the Scouts. ( he made not have told you this)..Calling you 98 is laughable when he is yet to be out of Nappies... I think you should put him back in his place..Or ask Sam if she wants to look after her future father in law in later life....

Ps Id rather adopt a Black Widow:p
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Thanks for the inside information, I've got to be honest their is much of Daves life of which I am unaware, but am finding out lots about on Shrimperzone, especially in "The Pub"
 
Cricko said:
Dear Dad of Dts ....It is without doubt a worry to you that the offspring of your loins is these days confused. One minute he loves Ldnfasto then within two minutes he falls for Sam. As a father myself this must somewhat confuse you as it does me.This moment of madness seems to have reflected itself upon his early childhood when he apperently wanted to be in the girl guides but opted for the Scouts. ( he made not have told you this)..Calling you 98 is laughable when he is yet to be out of Nappies... I think you should put him back in his place..Or ask Sam if she wants to look after her future father in law in later life....

Ps Id rather adopt a Black Widow:p
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Is there a lawyer in the pub?
 
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