A question of sexuality

[C C Csiders]

Quite bizaare conversation with my wife last night - nothing unusual in that, except she was coherent, and not a blubbering quivering wreck of humanity because of the absinthe.

Anyway she was talking about a work colleague of hers, who is frankly grotesque, she is ugly, French (not much wrong in that bit, except the being French bit), has a very high hair line that almost makes her look bald, and has the dress sense of John McCririck. The question my wife asked was Carol (for that is her name) or a bloke? I must admit I had to think long and hard about this, and asked whether with the bloke I could choose to be a giver or taker. However, in the end I came doen on the side of Carol.

To this my wife then questioned my sexuality. Her rationale behind this was that if I were a true heterosexual I would have had no hesitation in selecting the bloke. This is because I would have been so sure of my sexuality that picking the bloke would be an act of confidence that I was a REAL MAN. By selecting Carol, I must have doubts to my sexuality, and not be confident about it.

How does that work?:confused:

 

[loz]

well, it works insofar as your wife stitched you up quite effectively :p

 

[Tilly hates yellow boots]

We often have this conversation, someone really ugly or David Beckham.


The answer is most Often David Beckham purely because of the same and if you fu*k the ugly girl your NEVER live it down ?

 

[sufcintheprem]

Call me old fashioned but if you put your willy in a man's bum through choice then you're either gay or bisexual.

 

[TrueBlue]

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[Rayleigh Weir]

Call me old fashioned but if you put your willy in a man's bum through choice then you're either gay or bisexual.

Or Stefan Postma's missus...

 

[J]

Homosexual Springs to mind, but seriously, i'm with your wife, so to speak.

 

[C C Csiders]

Homosexual Springs to mind, but seriously, i'm with your wife, so to speak.

Yeah, cheers!:thump: