A nice cup of wee

[Its Only A Game]

One of my wifes friends who i call "the witch" (the friend, not the wife) is seriously into new age stuff, herbal stuff, mediums, ghosts etc. She has become increasingly wierd over the last year after joining a group run by an old bloke (about 70) with a pony tail who looks a bit like gandalf.

She basically will do more or less whatever he tells her is good for her. He even "lays hands" on her to stop her getting ill. This includes holding her "baps" to help prevent breast cancer. I thought that was bad enough until i found out this week that she drinks her own urine.

It is meant to have special healing powers and the first wee of the day is said to be the best (apparantly!). She even makes her three kids aged between 5 & 13 have a go.

to me this is seriously wrong. what are your views?

(i will now try to add a poll but probably fail spectacularly)

 

[canveyshrimper]

One of my wifes friends who i call "the witch" (the friend, not the wife) is seriously into new age stuff, herbal stuff, mediums, ghosts etc. She has become increasingly wierd over the last year after joining a group run by an old bloke (about 70) with a pony tail who looks a bit like gandalf.

She basically will do more or less whatever he tells her is good for her. He even "lays hands" on her to stop her getting ill. This includes holding her "baps" to help prevent breast cancer. I thought that was bad enough until i found out this week that she drinks her own urine.

It is meant to have special healing powers and the first wee of the day is said to be the best (apparantly!). She even makes her three kids aged between 5 & 13 have a go.

to me this is seriously wrong. what are your views?

(i will now try to add a poll but probably fail spectacularly)

You are taking the p!ss?:confused:

 

[Pubey]

from a weird kid i know, apparently the first wee is really toxic and you shouldn't drink it


to be honest i don't think i would ever do it

 

[C C Csiders]

Apparently it is quite good as a face cleanser too, getting rid of the skins impurities. However, I will not be recommending the mud-pack.

Someone I used to know in a previous job used to perform a 'fountain' trick where he would stand with his erect penis and **** into the air, catching it in his mouth. Most impressive.

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Sounds potty...

 

[scrounger]

I feel that is complete toilet.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

This person sounds very disturbed. Any drinking of urine is wrong in every concievable way.

 

[Cricko2]

This person sounds very disturbed. Any drinking of urine is wrong in every concievable way.

Unless you are stranded in the middle of the Sahara.

 

[C C Csiders]

This person sounds very disturbed. Any drinking of urine is wrong in every concievable way.

Haven't you ever drunk Carlsberg?

 

[Desert Shrimper]

from a weird kid i know, apparently the first wee is really toxic and you shouldn't drink it


to be honest i don't think i would ever do it

I saw something about this recently (on Richard and Judy - the missus was watching it:guns: ) and apparently the first wee is the one you should drink as it's the most concentrated.

Love the story, although a 70 year old man feeling up the baps of a middle aged bird "for her own good" sounds like Gary Glitter going to Cambodia "on business" - highly dubious......

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Haven't you ever drunk Carlsberg?

:D

Thankfully, Carlsberg isn't my cup of tea! :p

 

[canveyshrimper]

I am sure I read an article once by Demi Moore espousing the cause of drinking urine.

 

[C C Csiders]

I am sure I read an article once by Demi Moore espousing the cause of drinking urine.

Well she did marry Bruce Willies

 

[canveyshrimper]

Well she did marry Bruce Willies

Who has just filmed Dying Hard for a P!ss 4.0.

 

[C C Csiders]

Who has just filmed Dying Hard for a P!ss 4.0.

A film which features a cameo performance from former Southend Centre Back, Leon Cort-short.

 

[canveyshrimper]

A film which features a cameo performance from former Southend Centre Back, Leon Cort-short.

:hilarious: :hilarious: ...and Wee Jimmy Krankie.:cry:

 

[Firestorm]

The Sound track is by Uretha Franklin

 

[C C Csiders]

The Sound track is by Uretha Franklin

Does she sing You Make Me Wee Like a Natural Woman on the soundtrack?

 

[Firestorm]

Along with Yellow River.....

 

[osymandus]

Sweet heaven . SOmeone else not thinking for themselevs agggh !!!

Anyway 2 points that catuall do have a bit of merit

YEs your first wee of the day is actuall benifical (there are medical studies into this )
and err believe it more not the boobie thing also has some merit . When played with and "fondeld" They become both firmer and fatty tissues or lumps etc that could cuase problems are eitehr detected or "broken up" .
(Comes from my beloved an owner of a fine pair for the last decade