TMWLT
Banned
there once was a land, faraway, where everything was lovely and nice, and blue and white, the ruler of this land was a small man, with experience in going backwards(an olympic sport), but to carry out his work he employed a man who wanted to be king, but due to his financial responsibilities could never be so, he had no interest in things blue and white, only things black and white, and of the folding variety.
due to some problems in the faraway past, he could not be trusted to look deep inside the purse strings, only to hold them. Now the people of this land, were loyal to the blue and white, but not to the man who wanted to be king, but to the courtiers all eleven of them, but no matter how much money that they gave to the man who wanted to be king, they got nothing back for it, but some amongst the land, were happy with this, and paid their taxes and spent money in the shops and walked and skipped away with a happy smile on their faces, others complained, and were rewarded for their complaints with the happy smiling people moaning at them.
so the man who wanted to be king, employed a big fat court jester,who constantly ran??(or waddled) from pillar to post, mopping his brow with a large hankerchief, and constantly brushing away the crumbs from the sides of his mouth, from his love of doughnuts. the court jester issued lots of statements and pronouncements, in a serious tone but not one of the notices or proclaiments, ever came true!!! In fact the courtiers had done really well early in the year at their sport, but sadly no one could be bothered to record their endeavours. The small man, wanted to change peoples lives for ever,by building a new castle to house himself and his entourage, but things were about to change,within the kingdom...................to be continued
due to some problems in the faraway past, he could not be trusted to look deep inside the purse strings, only to hold them. Now the people of this land, were loyal to the blue and white, but not to the man who wanted to be king, but to the courtiers all eleven of them, but no matter how much money that they gave to the man who wanted to be king, they got nothing back for it, but some amongst the land, were happy with this, and paid their taxes and spent money in the shops and walked and skipped away with a happy smile on their faces, others complained, and were rewarded for their complaints with the happy smiling people moaning at them.
so the man who wanted to be king, employed a big fat court jester,who constantly ran??(or waddled) from pillar to post, mopping his brow with a large hankerchief, and constantly brushing away the crumbs from the sides of his mouth, from his love of doughnuts. the court jester issued lots of statements and pronouncements, in a serious tone but not one of the notices or proclaiments, ever came true!!! In fact the courtiers had done really well early in the year at their sport, but sadly no one could be bothered to record their endeavours. The small man, wanted to change peoples lives for ever,by building a new castle to house himself and his entourage, but things were about to change,within the kingdom...................to be continued
