* ORM *
Still Loves Emma Bunton. Roy McDonough is God!
...and on his first night in the barracks asks the other guys what they do each evening.
"Well, Monday nights are drinking nights. We go to the town and get legless. Great!"
"But I don't drink."
"OK. On Tuesday nights we have the card school. Playing poker, winning a quid or two. Another great night."
"I don't gamble."
"Well, on Wednesday nights it's 'Grab a Granny' at the local club. We usually pull and we all get our ends away."
"I'm married and believe in my marriage vows."
"Thursdays are drug nights. We get a load of wakky baccy and smoke the lot. Great night!"
"I don't do drugs."
"Look. You don't drink, don't gamble, aren't interested in women and don't do drugs. Are you queer or something?"
"No, I'm not!"
"Well you won't enjoy Friday nights either!"
"Well, Monday nights are drinking nights. We go to the town and get legless. Great!"
"But I don't drink."
"OK. On Tuesday nights we have the card school. Playing poker, winning a quid or two. Another great night."
"I don't gamble."
"Well, on Wednesday nights it's 'Grab a Granny' at the local club. We usually pull and we all get our ends away."
"I'm married and believe in my marriage vows."
"Thursdays are drug nights. We get a load of wakky baccy and smoke the lot. Great night!"
"I don't do drugs."
"Look. You don't drink, don't gamble, aren't interested in women and don't do drugs. Are you queer or something?"
"No, I'm not!"
"Well you won't enjoy Friday nights either!"
