A great idea for easy money!!!

[shrimperton]

I have a last thought of a great way for Ron to get some money in for Tilly.

With all the storylines going on at SUFC, would it not pay us to contact BBC or ITV with a view to a soap opera based on us.

Players getting hold of teamates wives, training ground bust ups, going to court, winding up orders, no squad of players, Rons Hair, players getting injured every 5 mins and now Scanell has swine flu.....

Would that not, with a touch of artistic writing, be a fantastic soap opera!!!

Only at SUFC do we get this entertainment, but who could play the characters, i will start........

Alan Rickman as RON MARTIN
Mr Bump as LEE BARNARD

:)

 

[onceknownasrab]

Joan of Arc as Tilly.

 

[Andyhsufc]

George Sampson as Lee Sawyer

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

OJ Simpson as Alvin Williams

 

[Shrimpersfan]

Phil Mitchell as Adam Barret :-)

 

[Yer Blues]

danny la rue as davewebbsbrain

 

[Mad Cyril]

I think Ron Martin looks more like Adam Faith (RIP).

 

[Andyhsufc]

Paulo Wanchope as Francis Laurent

 

[Shrimpersfan]

Eddie Murphy as James Walker?

 

[Southchurch Steve]

Nobody would believe it. Too far fetched.

 

[please delete my account]

A better idea for easy money is to sneak up behind an old lady, push her hard into a wall/ lamppost, then steal the old scrotes handbag.

But for this idea, I'd have Leslie Nielsen as RM, Tom Cruise as Tilly and Edward Norton as PB so it gets a full on Hollywood release.

Des Lynham can have a small part as Big Roy.

Kind Regards

 

[Hooly]

Danny Devito as Darryl Flaphavan (or is he too tall?)

Tom Thumb as as Darryl Flaphavan (again Tom may be on the lanky side for that part)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Albert Steptoe as Freddy Eastwood?

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

But for this idea, I'd have Leslie Nielsen as RM, Tom Cruise as Tilly and Edward Norton as PB so it gets a full on Hollywood release.

Good Idea TF. But to really guarantee a box office smash, we should make it a musical.

I've contacted Lloyd Webber. (And shot Ben Elton, just to be safe).

John Barrowman as Tilly?

 

[OldBlueLady]

Good Idea TF. But to really guarantee a box office smash, we should make it a musical.

I've contacted Lloyd Webber. (And shot Ben Elton, just to be safe).

John Barrowman as Tilly?

John Barrowman? Are you sure? Brad Pitt would be my choice - good jawline and nice bum (ask Tinks!).

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

John Barrowman? Are you sure? Brad Pitt would be my choice - good jawline and nice bum (ask Tinks!).

While I agree Pitt would be a close approximation of Tilly's rugged good looks, it would seem Pitt singing wouldn't be such a good idea...

Palahniuk has mentioned at book readings that he is working on a musical based on Fight Club with David Fincher and Trent Reznor. Edward Norton has said that he thinks it is unlikely that he and Brad Pitt, who "can't sing", would reprise their film roles for the musical.
[taken from wikipedia]

 

[HudsonNo1]

What about raiding col ewes trophy room? I hear second hand carpet sells quite well these days

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

What about raiding col ewes trophy room? I hear second hand carpet sells quite well these days

They have a trophy room?

Oh I see what you've done. No their 'trophy room' is filled the skulls of all the sheep they've shagged.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

too far???

 

[scrounger]

Snoop Dogg as Anthony Grant