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2 Questions

Harold Bishop Killer

Got bummed around Aus

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had

Syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?



Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.




Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.



Candidate A:

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.

He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10

Martinis a day.



Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.



Candidate C:

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and never committed adultery.


Which of these candidates would be our choice?


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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it?

Makes a person think before judging someone.
 
Talk about hi jacking a thread Harry, there was a fella looking for help with his Vauxhall in an earlier pub thread.
 

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