101 whys, whats and other questions

[* ORM *]

1) What's the point of a business suit and shirt with no tie ? Surely you're either dressed down (smart casual) or not at all?

2) Why does this woman regularly sit on the train and curl her hair, particularly as it looks better straight ?

3) Why do men have nipples ?

4) ......

 

[EastStandBlue]

4) Tes Bramble, Why?

 

[SUFCEssex]

5) what came first the chicken or the egg?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Can we answer these?

1) Ties are evil and pointless.
2) I work with this lady and I LIKE IT CURLY GOD DAMMIT.
3) Foetus are asexual in the womb until gender is "chosen", therefore the template is the same for men and women. Besides they're an erogenous zone for chaps as well :)
4) TIG
5) The chicken. It has been proved by... someone.

 

[South Bank Hank]

6) Why IS Vanessa Feltz?

 

[londonblue]

7) Why do we keep having posts where you have to add your questions/nominations to the bottom of a list?

 

[MK Shrimper]

8) Why oh why is there no sun up in the sky.......?

 

[Cricko]

9) Why do birds suddenly appear,everytime you are near?

 

[osymandus]

10 ) Why , why Delila ?
11) Why not ?

 

[EastStandBlue]

12) Please tell me why, they build castles in the sky?

 

[MK Shrimper]

12) Why's men say........ only fools rush in..........

 

[Shrimper James]

13) What's the point in Government Knife Amnesties...? Surely, you can just go and buy another knife...?

 

[MK Shrimper]

James, if you didn't realise we've hijacked this thread with some ****-poor jokes, so please amend :)

 

[Shrimper James]

James, if you didn't realise we've hijacked this thread with some ****-poor jokes, so please amend :)

DOH! Sorry.

:thump:

 

[Shrimper James]

14) When will i, will i be famous...?

 

[chadded]

Why do birds sing, so gay?

 

[EastStandBlue]

15?) Don't you want me baby? Dont you want me oooohhh ooooohhh

 

[chadded]

Now that we've found love what are we gonna do, with it!

 

[South Bank Hank]

16) Why did Tesco use blue and white stripes to illustrate the second rate of their "Value" product range?

 

[Benji91]

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more