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  1. The General

    ShrimperZone FC "Open" Training

    For the next 2 Sundays (19th & 26th) ShrimperZone FC will be training at Victory Sports Ground, Southend, from 10am. The club currently has 3 mens teams in the Southend Sceptre League and for the first season ever, a SZFC Ladies side will be entering the Essex Womans League, and they will also...
  2. The General

    ShrimperZone FC "Open" Training

    For the next 2 Sundays (19th & 26th) ShrimperZone FC will be training at Victory Sports Ground, Southend, from 10am. The club currently has 3 mens teams in the Southend Sceptre League and for the first season ever, a SZFC Ladies side will be entering the Essex Womans League, and they will also...
  3. DTS

    Would you rather.....

    Had my stag weekend just gone and as usual loads of banter flying round. On the plane on the way back my mates and I were chatting about going to jail. I then asked my mate Sweaty if he would rather A) Serve a year in a mans jail or B) Serve two years in a womans jail. I personally think I...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • ban behaviour prisoner womans
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. Baby P......the mother !!

    This womans lawyers are claiming her human rights are being abused!! The lawyers are demanding she has a new ID to protect her from the public. Personally she should have the same protection as she gave her little boy. What happens if/when she meets another bloke who already has kids...

  5. Another one for the ladies!

    Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. MrB

    Embarrassment on the train

    Sitting there on the train this morning minding my own business, train pulls into Benfleet where the usual gaggle get on to fight over the remaining seats. Woman who I would guess is about 35 boards but catches her foot as she comes in. Fortunately she doesn't fall down however much more...
    • MrB
    • Thread
    • catches fleet unused womans
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. BaileytheQuitter

    St. George's day farce!

    Utterly ridiculous. Was told about a story today where a woman hung her countries flags today out of her window on the London estate she lives on. A true proud English (wo)man. The police came knocking on the door asking her to remove the flag as 'non-English' (for racism's sake!) had...
  8. cockles is back

    probelms with my Split Ends

    Alright chaps sounds abit of a silly question, but do any other guys suffer from split ends??? the ends of my hair just keep splitting, I was thinking of writing to a womans magazine or something for the answers, but thought I would try you lot first. Some magazines can pay upto £50 and its also...
  9. Davros

    Womans Handbags

    Right, firstly, i dont have a problem with women having handbags parseé... however, the way some women carry them is starting to **** me off... Maybe its a fashion thing, i dont know, but i'll let the good SZ'ers decide. Now, a Handbag IMO carried in the hand, or on the shoulder is fine...
    • Davros
    • Thread
    • annoys exactly imo joi sticking womans
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Are women ever "really funny"?

    Today is a bit slow in the cut and thrust world of mortgage broking. Ben in the office is my normal port of call for a chat but having only just come back to work he is playing catchup. Sandie and Mandi the other two in the office today are just talking about a load of old womans rubbish. It...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • daw mortgage port remotely rubbish womans
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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