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Breaking News Phil Brown on Talk Sport
I've woken up today and as luck would have it Phil Brown is gracing Talk Sport this morning... I'll be listening with interest.. And it's my birthday today so it's a nice little present also...:thumbsup:- Bratislava Blue
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Orient Fans Forum an Interesting read
http://s16124652.onlinehome-server.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8414&sid=744e9ce7e47633370b22cb8238a03725 Seems as though some Leyton Orient fans have woken up on the wrong side of the bed and sucked a few lemons! hahaa Truly laughable what some of their fans are saying! Some realistic fans...- RyanSmyth
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Memory Lane Farewell to a fellow shrimper r.i.p.
RICHARD WILLIAM WHITWELL 12/12/1956 to 28/12/2011. Yesterday I attended the funeral at Southend Crematorium of 'Winkie' a fan of well over 40 years who had a really unusual claim to fame. In the promotion season of 1971-72 when Blues played at Barrow he travelled up by coach, fell asleep on it...- B.B.The Legend Lives On.
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Question Funniest place you've ever woken up?
Went out last night and a mate of mine had a few too many beers. I wake up this morning with a text telling me how he feel asleep cuddling up to his family dog in the dog's bed. This made me wonder of where else people have woken up after nights out?- BaileytheQuitter
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Question Strange places/situations you've woken up in
After a night of teenage binge drinking I once slept on a crazy golf course in Tenerife (hole number 9), with my head under a bridge and the rest of me pointing down the "green". Sadly, when the security guard and his Alsatian came onto the course to open up in the morning I woke up quickly and...- Smudger
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Tune for the Day
This morning, I was woken up in Sunny Eastbourne as the Sunrise hit my face at 5:30ish. I had forgotten to draw my curtains. So, in rememberance of the beautiful weather while I'm inside, desperately trying to finish off an assignment thats due in tomorrow so I can go out tonight and get...- EastStandBlue
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SZ Novella - Chapter Five
Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...- Slipperduke
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Essex Hurricane Appeal
ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...- Cricko
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Question A shrimper christmas carol
A SHRIMPER CHRISTMAS CAROL It was in the offices of Southend united after the Huddersfield match, Paul Brush-Cratchett and his son Tiny Tilly approached Uncle Ronald to ask about time off at Christmas. “Humbug” retorted Ronald I want you two and the team in training all over Christmas. Uncle...- DoDTS
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For our troops
This text comes from an email i just received, the email is a chain letter complete with photos championing the work carried out by our troops, and those of our allies, day in / day out in war zones across the globe If you like to receive the original, please PM me with your email addy and i...- BLUEBLOOD
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Harry On Up The Table
What a turnaround! Tottenham Hotspur, who accumulated just two points in over two months with Juande Ramos, have now racked up seven in the last seven days and you can put them all down to the Harry Redknapp factor. The former Portsmouth boss has put a spring in Spurs' step and after two...- Slipperduke
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Does Bilic Hold The Key for Capello?
"Wake up! Wake up. You did not lose a game tonight because you had one up front... We are simply a better team." - Slaven Bilic, 21st November 2007 Almost one year on from the debacle at Wembley, from the wally and his brolly and the humiliation of a very public failure, have England woken up...- Slipperduke
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Storm in Southend last night!
I got woken up at 2 o'clock this morning by thunder sat up for about half an hour watching the lightning there was some pretty big flashes, best storm we've had in ages!- BrettieAngell
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Women are Crazy. Still.
This will follow on from my previous thread about the crazy stalker, so If you didn't read it then this will make little sense... After telling this girl, we'll call her "Mandy", that I wasn't looking for a relationship and shooting back to Southend for the weekend, I got back here and nothing...- EastStandBlue
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Why!? Why did I do it!
I have just woken up with the mother of all hangovers and this is what it feels like :thump: Why do we do it? Seriously! Help me!!!- Mighty Shrimper
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The fbm report - Bristol Rovers
Neither myself or Matt have had the chance to upload this yet, so I'm putting it on the forum for the moment. BLUES CLUELESS AS ROVERS RETURN WITH POINTS Southend produced one of the worst displays in recent times as they slumped to yet another home defeat – this time to a lowly and very...- Uncle Leo
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Are you doing your "Job" for the Money or for the satisfaction?
I am at a crossroads chaps! After spending the last two monthes training to be something I wasn't doing before, I have woken up to the stark reality that The job I am know employed to do gives me no satisfaction what so ever! I am purely doing it for the Money. Noing this I dont think it wont be...- Winkle
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Teeth or Hair?!
Ladies and gentleman, This morning I was running late for work, having woken up late because of a few too many beers after my game last night. Anyways I'd have me shower and got changed when I looked at my clock and it read 8:50 and I had to be in work for 9am. I still hadn't brushed my teeth...- BoyWonder2
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The Best Birthday Present Ever
Yesterday I thought the writing was on the wall, or on the toilet pan. I'd woken up with a migrane, dodgy stomach and had a case of the 2 bob bits, it was my birthday (25yrs young) and to kop it all off I faced the prospect of watching my team be thrashed on national tele by the worlds biggest...- Stats
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Slipperduke's Slippery Column
<span style='color:navy'>Slipperduke's Slippery Column #9 There's something inherently funny about the Far Right. They've been preaching their flimsy master-race doctrine for years, unaware that when your knuckles graze the pavement as you walk, you're not really in a position to talk about...- Matt the Shrimp
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