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  1. Tampa Blue

    Just got told this joke.................well I think it's funny!!

    A Southend fan and a Colchester fan get into a caraccident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) aretotally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawlout of their cars, the Colchester fan says, "So you're a Southend fan,that's interesting...
    • Tampa Blue
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    • continued deed demolished didn differences foo football southend stickers whisky
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. The Big Dady

    West Side Bar

    What a mess that was on Tuesday evening. NO pre-orders anymore for half-time drinks? At half-time there was a massive queue right out the doors with 2 stewards stopping people entering. This was not helped by only having 2 people serving behind the bar. Gave up trying to get a pint as the...
    • The Big Dady
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football wes whisky
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Shrimpers are Magic

    Malt whisky/whiskey

    Can anyone suggest a decent one without getting out a bank loan and bare in mind I'm a beginner ! Looking at Bowmans and Monkey Shoulder but others assure me that I can't go too wrong sticking to Glenfiddich. Also, has anyone tried the Japanese market as I've heard mixed reviews?

  4. Improve my recipe for a Hot Toddy

    - Generous shot of whisky (currently any will do, but bourbon works well (not normally a fan) and would like to try the honey-infused ones) - Hot water (off boil) - 2 cloves (per mug) - 1 tablespoon of honey - 1 teaspoon of brown sugar - 1 thin wedge of lemon in the glass - 1 squeeze of lemon...
    • Pubey
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    • ive rate recipes suffering whisky
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. fbm

    Leigh-on-Sea Malt Teasers Whisky Tasting Society

    A couple of months ago, my partner Dawn, her brother Mark and I decided we wanted to learn more about whisky tasting. Mark has set up a website here http://www.leighmaltteasers.co.uk/about_us_2.html This Friday, 4th Jan 2013 at 8pm in The Broker pub, Leigh Rd, Leigh-on-Sea, we will be...
    • fbm
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    • cos daw html http informal malt rate tasting teasers whisky
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. TrueBlue

    Memory Lane My trip to East Fife

    Just wanted to do a review of my East Fife trip as I can't express how much of a good time I had!!! FRIDAY: all started 10am in the roebuck in Rayleigh straight into things with 2 pitcher cocktails 1 woo woo and 1 cheeky v followed by an epic full english then joined by Wallace - Gareth and...

  7. Memory Lane Southend Memories

    Some interesting stuff on this site http://www.southendtimeline.com/1970s.htm, bringing back memories of the town and some of S.U.F.C. exploits. Click on 1976 and some of us oldies will remember the Southend group Whisky Mac that won the New Faces talent show on T.V. that used to play at a...
  8. pickledseal

    "Jesus Christ fasted for 40 days and everything went well"

    Interesting story... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/10266485.stm Siyabulela Makunga, the executive director of Safsa (South African Football Supporters Association), said he was also making other sacrifices in the belief that this will help his national team. "I'm absconding [sic]...
  9. Medway Blue

    Why don't I feel Christmassy yet?.....

    .....because I've realise what a ******* Santa is, that's why. I mean, aside from the dubious idea of an elderly man entering the bedrooms of sleeping children and emptying his sacks, what else does he do? Think about it: 1) Parking offences - how many parking tickets must he pick up with his...
    • Medway Blue
    • Thread
    • alcohol ban borders chimney christmassy christopher cruel deer elderly ickets immigrant offences owning papa reindeer sacks san stealing suitable toys whisky
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. BrettieAngell

    Redundancy

    My job is at risk of being made redundant it basically comes down to me and 2 other guys, now I should be Ok but I'm not going to think like that. The process starts next Thursday and we will know before the end of the month. I'm going to Saks tonight because my bro is dj'ing and they have...
  11. canveyshrimper

    Sausages

    IRISH SAUSAGES Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said 'Are you...
  12. Harold Bishop Killer

    Your Last Request

    You are on death row (for a crime you never committed of course) and you are granted one last request. It can be anything you would like as long as it is feasible (i.e. you can not go back in time) and you can not be released and be let to live. You have already been granted an appeal against...

  13. Ladies Of SZ, Can You Help???

    Im buying a handbag for someone from ebay, i was wondering if any of you are hot on designer bags and could tell if it was fake or real...
    • BTS
    • Thread
    • chloe tan whisky
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Napster

    Interesting questions

    Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally ********, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the...
    • Napster
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    • ant elect mentally mis whisky
    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Richard_Cadette

    Most exciting game PRE the 'Tilly Era'

    Right, so we have had a million threads recently asking for the most...... whatever you can think of, so as it's Friday afternoon, and I have never done one of these before, I thought I would put a slightly different slant on things. I am interested to know what people consider to class as...

  16. Whisky...

    Why does anybody drink this crap? I went on a bender last night with a few lads on my course to celebrate the end of our assignment season and I've never fet so rough in my life. Usually, by 5:30 i'm right as rain, but today i still feel like **** warmed up. Thus, i've come to the conclusion...
  17. londonblue

    Tilly and Sir Alex

    It has been said that Sir Alex is very good to away managers, apparently after a match he invites them to his office for a whisky and a chat. I think Tilly needs to find out what Sir Alex's favourite drink is, get in a bottle, get him drunk and then get him to agree to a few loans for the...
  18. Napster

    Interview with Dave Smith

    Gary Nelson was never really aware that the fans never warmed to him, mind you he was just a young lad at the time. The ebst player I signed/coached was Alan Foggon up at Newcastle United. Well,he was never the same player down at Roots Hall and I never did understand why.!&#33...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • bottles chuck cup develop fa cup foggon following foo hall imo liverpool roots suppor supports tilly warmed whisky
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. Friday funny

    How temperature affects the mind! 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in...
    • Norwichsufc
    • Thread
    • alcohol barby california coats cos cows cup degrees ish ops san shirt suppor support whisky
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. fbm

    The fbm view

    Well, I couldn´t see the game as I was about 2000 miles away in Fuerteventura but I did spend what turned out to be a very happy afternoon in a bar with large amounts of lager and whisky watching Sky Sports News (no volume though) seeing the scores come up and the goals go in!  A very nervous...
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