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Teaching RE
I'm ready for the banter, and have no problem with it at all, but think that this article is very interesting regarding the place of RE in our schools: http://www.tes.co.uk/article.aspx?storycode=6417096 It begins: And it goes on... I think a few on here need to really take stock of that...- pickledseal
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- acted ban cos edged exam fro http imagination ive literature pillars rate religion religious schools science sociology taught teacher temporary wax
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Memory Lane Sandy Anderson v Peter Watson Rd 1:2 - poll now added
Our second tie is a rarity as defenders are rarely recognised, but it sees two defenders go against each other: the long-serving Sandy Anderson against the classy Peter Watson. Usual rules apply, I'll add a poll once I've given people a chance to put their cases forward and to wax lyrically on...- Yorkshire Blue
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- 000 seat stadium adam bouzid alan mccormack was in mayhem last night anderson anthony grant bilel mohsni blair sturrock blues brett angell to sign bring back grays blue cases craig easton dave webb do we need such a 22 english football english soccer essex football fish puns flav's arse football football league fossets farm fourth division glenn morris graham coughlan harry crawford i never touched the cleaner james merrick lewis johnny herd josh simpson ldnfasto ldnfatso league two lewis james merrick louis soares luis suarez luke prosser mad cyril mark hall mark phillips martin out matt lockwood is going to sign matt paterson merrick james lewis mindless (and completely unfounded) transfer speculation moaning about rep mohsni bilel napster knows something you don't know nicky bailey couldn't pass water no listen north bank npower football league nzamba legend old blue lady paul sturrock peter gilbert peter watson real football rhys evans richard young ron martin roots hall ryan hall sandy sandy anderson scott spencer sean clohessy shrimpers soccer sofianne zaaboub southend southend united southend united 1 man u 0 southend united 1 west ham 0 southend-on-sea stan collymore to sign steve tilson sufc sufc's greatest players watson wax
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Memory Lane Battle of Southend's Greatest Players (Pre-1980)
Hopefully most of you are familiar with the format, but equally I hope that some of our more recent members join in the fun. Idea is you nominate your favourite player who played for the club before 1980. If someone has already taken your favourite, you go for your second favourite and so on...- Yorkshire Blue
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- blues comparisons do we need such a 22 english football english soccer essex football football football league fourth division league one league two nomination north bank real football richard young roots hall shrimpers southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc sufc's greatest players types wax
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Kris Akabusi Stories
How do you like my bit of spare time writing ....i wish !! Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress...- duncan bulgaria
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- bang bathroom brough crisps dre juicy mallorca mansion pain ran ski walls wax wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Blocked ear
Chaps. I am currently suffering badly with a blocked ear. It feels like a build up of wax. I am going away for the weekend so could do with some home methods to relieve me of this pain and build up in my ear. There isn't enough time to get an appointment at the docs, so homebased remedies only...- Smiffy
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- pain suffering wax
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Lessons in PR by Geoffrey "The Spin" King.
Lesson Number One: Trying to sell a player? Make sure they know we think he's crap. That's right, you heard. There's no need to wax lyrical about what a hard worker he is, or how much he brings to the team morale. Some of us think he's crap and that's all they need to know. That way, you see...- EastStandBlue
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- ead hall money roots stinging wax worker
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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SZ Novella - Chapter Seven
Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...- Slipperduke
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- bathroom bra brough chapter charging ched coloured crack flame gods ley pain prisoner pulled scheduled shirt slash socks somewhere stepped stopped walls wasn wax
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Interview with an Exile - Part 11: The tables have turned!
Hi folks, This will be the final Interview with an Exile for Series 1, and I thought I would give some of the people I have cheekily edited on here over the past few months the opportunity to get their own back. So in the series finale, I am answering the questions! Would like to thank...- Irish_Shrimper
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- accent ant approve atmosphere blockbusters bra checks ched commotion concede didn dre easier edited fur goldfish hall hall of fame hanks hasn hut imo ish lauren moon predictio pres rabbit roots shelter shoes snide southminster stansted tilly toss town twelve vanessa wax wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Chick Flicks it's OK for guys to like
All the recent chat about the SitC movie has made me think what "chick flicks*" are acceptable to us males. Over the years, I've seen a fair few of them (that's what having a Cineworld £10 a month cinema pass did for you) and there are definitely certain ones that men can enjoy. Off the top of...- Interpol Shrimper
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- cinema cineworld specialist wax
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Crikey!!!!!!!!!
I was sitting at my desk and i felt a tickly feeling in my ear so i gave it a rub and ... i kid you not... a massive chunk of wax about the size of a piece of chewing gum fell out of my ear. it was massive, a dark brown with a hint of burgandy colour and made a 'donk' as it hit my notepad. now...- Pubey
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- bear ead literally thrown wax
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die
Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...- hexagon_sun
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- 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Your Views needed
Don't forget to send in your views to the Blues letter page in this coming Sunday's matchday programme. A derby day victory and plenty to discuss. Wax lyrical about the Blues now by emailing media@southend-united.co.uk or posting your feelings here. Remember to include your real name...- McScriven
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- blues southend wax
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat