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  1. Benfleet A1

    Clacton Decides

    The good people of Clacton are voting today. That being the case and with the polls suggesting a landslide, may I just say one thing, Get your wallet out migrate.

  2. Lost wallet

    To top off a crap night against Wimbledon, I left my wallet at the match. I was sitting in the 3rd row at the half way line in the west stand. I tried to go back to the stadium after but it was closed within 10 mins. It's a long shot but did anyone find a wallet? Also, what's my best case of...
    • Eastwood23
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. DTS

    1) Coldest and 2) Wettest you have ever been at a SUFC game?

    1) Coldest Has to be MK dons away at the national hockey stadium. Was a naff day in general but topped off with the fact it was literally Siberian temperatures. We lost, there was no where to drink and I think this was as cold as the UK has ever been 2) Wettest Bristol Rovers away this...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division ive league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shoes shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc test the home of football wallet
    • Replies: 112
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Ticket office question

    Do they have those little wallet-sized fixture cards?
    • Pubey
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football wallet
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. 60 quid to watch a friendly

    Bournemouth entertain Real Madrid in a pre season friendly and are charging a wallet busting 60 quid to anyone daft enough to pay. If Madrid were playing at the Hall and admission was on a par as above,..Would you attend,Def not for me at those prices.

  6. 'Happy Hour'? last night

    Really don't want to put a downer on last night but the Club really needs to get its act together on the promotions side. I thought the £1 a pint idea was a good one and the timings right, £1 a pint 6-6:45 which then means you've got a crowd in with an hour to go before kick off who will then...
    • Cockle43
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. DTS

    American style fridges.

    Ladies and Gentleman, The better half and I have recently brought a new place. We now need to get a new fridge as we left out old one in the old house which we have rented out. I have decided to open the wallet and let the moths out and were getting an American Style Fridge. The trousers had...
    • DTS
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    • appliances brough codes dts turns sz into mumsnet fridges fro rate rented steel wallet
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. hey

    sorry bit off topic but i had ma wallet nicked wid my season card init anyone no wat i can do for tomorrows game?
    • james_c
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football wallet
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Is it time for a boycott?

    Its clear to me that Ron Martin has no respect for anyone at the club. We need to send him a message that we will not put up with this anymore. After all there is no club without the fans, players and staff. He needs us! I have not missed a home game for 13 years but am now contemplating...

  10. Strip club scam

    Alright guys, this is a random one to post on Shrimperzone but its kinda a word of warning/ a please for advice. On Saturday night I met up with an old mate I met travelling a couple of years ago. I live in London now so we met near Leicester Square for a few beers, watched the Arsenal game and...
    • Bromley Blue
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    • ant ched criminal dru money processed tents wallet
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Tommy2holes

    Its time to voice/show our opinion

    Now i have always beleived in Ron martin and do genuinely think he has the best interests of the club at heart. I think he was a business man who saw an opportunity to make a few pounds aquiring a football club and relocating it. Somewhere along the line he found out what supporting a football...
  12. MrB

    Question Replacement Season Cards

    Had my wallet nicked in early January which (along with less important things such as cash, credit cards and driving license) contained my Season Card. Gave the ticket office a crime reference and they said they'd send a new one through the post. Nothing arrived, I used a spare season ticket...
  13. DTS

    Question Is paying in bags of coppers pikey?

    My last weeks in this god forsaken bank that I work for are really dragging. I am basically not allowed to see customers in case I try and poach them yet the still expect the normal hours of work. Every other financial insitute would give you gardening leave but not my money grabbing lot...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • amazed bra brough gardening humiliation lidl money supermarkets twenty wallet
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Ulysses

    Lost Season Ticket Cards

    Lost my wallet over the weekend with my season ticket (card). Anyone know if there is an admin fee for replacements? Also someone mentioned last year that the machine was being repaired in Belgium.

  15. My New Favourite Website

    http://textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/ (703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more (919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it...
  16. steveo

    Shocker

    Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious...
    • steveo
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    • captured deed esses fro hidden money stumbled unknown wallet wouldn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Sven Will It Go Wrong?

    In 2001, in the wake of the dotcom crash, I lost my job. For 18 months, I had been the deputy shift leader of a surly band of financial journalists, charged with staying up all night and reviewing the first editions of the newspapers for a raft of corporate clients. It wasn't much, but it was a...
  18. Slipperduke

    Garry Cook's Gamble

    I don't want to appear rude or patronising, but something has been bothering me for a while now and I need to get it off my chest. Does Manchester City's chief executive Garry Cook actually understand how football works? I only ask because the evidence is really starting to pile up now. He...
  19. Slipperduke

    Trouble in Toon

    Believe it or not, a lot of Newcastle United fans were philosophical about their relegation at the end of last season. They recognised that you cannot run a football club as appallingly as Freddie Shepherd and Mike Ashley had without inviting serious consequences into your frontroom for dinner...
  20. canveyshrimper

    Number 3

    I walked into a new pub and saw a sign hanging over the bar which read: Number 1 CHEESEBURGER: £2.50 Number 2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50 Number 3 HANDJOB: £10.00 Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar and beckoned to one of the three exceptionally attractive...
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