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  1. Best 11

    It’s Thursday , I’ve got a day off and I’m a bit bored , so this is my pointless thread. Assuming that all our players are fit and in decent form at the same time ( I know it’s all fantasy and I’m laughing ? myself as I’m typing , but please humour me ! ) , what would be your best team and subs...
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Rattus Norvegicus

    Short phrases for the coming season

    So, there will be more than 50 match reports being filed this season (46 league plus our cup games) and plenty of opportunities for the team and the manager to entertain and delight us. So what short phrases would you like to be reading or typing in the coming months?
    • Rattus Norvegicus
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    • blues cup english football english soccer essex football filed football football league fossets farm fourth division league league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football typing
    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. yogi bear up the cagire

    Eye, Eye, Aïe!!!

    Just a word to let people know that I haven't disappeared willingly from either the political or football scene. Underwent eye surgery on Wednesday in a clinic just outside Toulouse. I've been told not to use the computer for a while, whilst I work to expel a ball of gas in the right eye (some...
  4. Yorkshire Blue

    Adam Thompson

    May yet turn out to be the best of Brown's signings from last season and that's not something I ever expected to be typing. I must admit I didn't rate him as any more than squad filler last season and the thought of him being first choice centre-half this year filled me with trepidation. But...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Uncle Leo

    Memory Lane Quiz - Southend's FA Cup Opponents

    All, I've just created this little quiz on Sporcle which will hopefully bring back some good memories (and no doubt plenty of bad ones) By my reckoning, Southend United have had 180 FA Cup ties since joining the Football League in 1920 - you just need to name as many as possible. If we have...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • blues darth english football english soccer essex football fa cup football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football typing
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. shrimperhosk

    Lets get to know one another - A bit of Fun

    Hi this is my fist post on here so go easy lol just though it would be fun to get to know our fellow SZ traits in terms of SUFCso a few questions to answer (you can add some if you please) Please choose one 1, Roots Hall Or Wembley 2, Collymore Or Eastwood 3, to win 1-0 or 2-1 3...
  7. palexander

    Is Martin *that*bad...

    Christ, shrimperzone suicide coming up.... I've begun to take stock of the situation we find ourselves in. Probably because things looked so bleak and I was so angry and frustrated (as are we all no doubt) that i almost gave up completely on the club and in doing so, probably removed the...
    • palexander
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    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. pickledseal

    Anyone been typing up the 4 page Tilson sacked special?

    I see on website there is 'tributes' from: Francis Barrett Macca My mum also text to say my email to Chris Phillips made it in...

  9. Recommendations for books for son to read please!

    Can anyone please recommend any books for our 11 year old to read. He gets through a book a day when he is in full reading mode. He has read the following amongst many others, C.S Lewis Narnia books, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Darren Shan (Cirque du Freak series), Anthony Horrowitz (Alex Rider...
  10. southend4ever

    Friday Discussion

    Has computer typing taken away the art of writing? Have your view...
  11. Slipperduke

    Dwight Yorke - Born to Score

    BORN TO SCORE? What would you do if you were a professional footballer? How would you act? I know what you're going to say, you're going to say the same as me. You're going to say that you'd give it everything. You're going to say that you'd be tee-total, that you'd train hard, that you'd...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. DTS

    Question Typing my CV without word.

    Hello, For some unknown reason I dont have word on my home PC. I am about to start dusting off the old CV so once the wedding is out the way I can start job hunting. Only thing is without word I am a bit stuck. I know I can buy it but not going into Brighton for a week or so and you never know...
    • DTS
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. number11

    Scum v Scum

    Am watching the Millwall Leeds 2nd league. Usually when watching a game as a neutral I tend to want one team to one, but with this one I'm stuck. My hatred of dirty Leeds is matched by few other teams (Man U included), I absolutely can't stand the club or their fans. However, whilst Millwall...
  14. Benfleet A1

    A Recovery Nightmare

    It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Breaking News Ron's blog 03/03/09

    I feel there are more issues I would like to share with supporters in relation to football matters, which includes acknowledging the very capable backroom staff who get little credit for maintaining a well oiled operation. That topic will be on another agenda as many fans’ only point of contact...
    • Beefy
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    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Crawliano

    Circles

    For the love of god please can we stop all of this constant circular tirade of hate! 1) Ron ain't gonna sit by and watch his investment go down, unless he's getting some sort of sexual kick out of spunking money up the wall I think if Tilly goes to him and says I like this spritely young lad...
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    • ant arguement cherry cos gents money nicely nobody pattern stronger support tilly typing
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  17. Will the BBC ever get their facts right!

    taken from BBC Site: "League Two games at Dagenham, Southend, Gillingham and Luton game against Crewe were called off due to frozen pitches. " So we are now League Two and Luton are due to play Crewe..... Lazy typing error or just plain dumb?
  18. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Christmas Special with Backpacking Shrimper!

    The latest installment of the Interview with an exile thread, is Steve's Christmas Special from Australia - Happy Christmas everyone! Few piccies of the man himself...He loves posing for the camera, bless him :D 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since late October 2007! Nearly...
    • Irish_Shrimper
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

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  20. Slipperduke

    Exclusive from Adrian Clarke

    After yesterday's 'vital' story linking Adrian Clarke with a return to Roots Hall as player-coach, I spoke to the man himself to find out the truth behind the tittle-tattle. A mercurial left-winger at Roots Hall in the late 90s, Clarke has issued a 'come and get me' plea to Steve Tilson. "I've...
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