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Promotion commemorative tea towels.
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Gave me a liitle chortle!
I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Compromise?
With a recession pocking its head from around the corner, I decided that perhaps with the amount we are all shelling out on fuel and household bills that a bit of good housekeeping was in order. I tryed to explain to my daughter that maybe when she went upstairs that she could possibly learn to...- Winkle
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Trapped in my own trousers!
I had the most unusual experience on my life last night. Went up to Forest with my boss (Larger stakeholder for you Naps) who is a really top bloke. He is a mad Forest fan but was really gracious in defeat. I was thinking of going up my coach and staying at my mate Dom's house in Southend but...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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We're Proud Of You - Go On England
So here we are, the final twist of the most amazing rollercoaster ride that has been the 2007 Rugby World Cup. England - your England, my England, everybody's England - have been knocked from pillar to post, criticised, attacked, pilloried, derided, laughed at written off from all quarters...- Groyne Strain
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Dump
Lowering the tone a bit here but it is an essential discussion topic IMO: To whom it may concern: Taking A Dump... I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more...- scrounger
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Worst School Trip ever.
Mrs DtS neice is off on a school trip today. This got me thinking back to my school days (Yes I did go to school) and about some of the crap school trips we went on. I think possibly the worst one I ever went on was when I did A-Level Geography - a field trip to Whitby. The trip itself was a...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Kids jobs.
When I was 17 I used to get paid £80 for 12 hours kitchen work (cooking for nuns and old people) at Nazareth House back in 1990. At the time this was more than enough to keep me in fags, booze, Rebel MC records and explosive fibres sweatsuits. It virtually doubled the income I received as a...- Mad Cyril
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S*it Story....
If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...- chadded
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Inventions
I really wish I had discovered Bath Robe's earlier in life. For years I messed about using a couple of towels that kept falling down, never drying me properly and generally were a waste of time. Then I went on a work trip about 3 years ago and discovered the sheer joy of a bath robe. Since...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Got any mates, who need to go shopping?
West Ham January Sale! FOR SALE: West Ham TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99 West Ham VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan...- southend4ever
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