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  1. Rattus Norvegicus

    Christopher Barker

    Despite rumours that our captain needs at least one walking stick to get around and couldn't keep up with a tortoise in a sprint final, he some how manages to haul himself out of his wheelchair and put in a decent effort. A good captain, he has played well at left back and is a key part of the...
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    • barker blues christopher english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sprint sufc the home of football tortoise
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Jedi Shrimper

    SZ Best Albums of 2009

    So what are everyone's favouritre albums of this year? As ever I have a list of mine... 1. Wild Beasts - Two Dancers 2. Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest 3. Mos Def - The Ecstatic 4. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More 5. The Horrors - Primary Colours 6. Alessi’s Ark - Notes From The Treehouse 7. Patrick...
    • Jedi Shrimper
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    • bear bon cocker conor dru folk mumford primary rees sons tortoise valley wild
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Tangled up in Blue

    A typical bloke...discuss?

    A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday.He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is; until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After...
    • Tangled up in Blue
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    • bananas bathroom blur bone continued cruise exquisite iron kiln lonely pain rock rope sky sports tools tortoise vines wharf
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    Lee Trundle is overweight

    Lee Trundle is overweight, he has a double chin and if he entered the 100m sprint against a tortoise, an elderly shirehorse and a small brick, no-one could guarantee him a place on the podium. He has also just put Bristol City one game away from a place in the Premier League with a strike that...
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    • applauded brough elderly entered flame headed infuriated itself league lose mix pace parts proving rugby singing sprint stopped support tissier tortoise two minutes watson wouldn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  5. Got Nothing ,deserved Nothing

    Tilly said that we deserved something out of the Game ,I'm not so sure ,Plymouth created MORE THAN THREE TIMES the chances that we did and tested our Keeper a few times ,which once again we failed to do .Sometimes hard work and commitment isn't enough when you are lacking the Quality of the...

  6. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
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    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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