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  1. OldBlueLady

    Question for the women in your lives

    Here's one to tickle your fancy.....having lunch yesterday with my baby group friends (the kids are now all 23!), I was greeted with a question....it wasn't "how was your holiday?", after not having seen them for three weeks, no, it was "how do you put your bra on?" Now, the upshot of this was...
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    • bra especially fro fur ickle minority tickle wasn
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Had a Little Tickle

    Did a Lucky31 bet on 5 League 2 matches at 50p a bet, just got back after today's game and checked BetVictor to find I had won £120.67 Rounded off a good footballing weekend.
    • McNasty
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    • foo ickle league rate tickle
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: BetZone
  3. Stats

    Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 4

    Second match up features Top Gears lead presenter Jeremy Clarkson (Boy Wonder) against ''comedian Graham Norton (keithjonescasual). Is Clarkson to smarmy for your liking or does Norton's ''humour'' not tickle you?
    • Stats
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    • clarkson features ickle norton prelim presenter tickle tools
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Harold Bishop Killer

    Chat Up Lines

    All guys have been there. You are in a bar and you notice a young hotty over in the corner. You catch given you a quick glance. You look back again to make sure it wasnt the alcohol playing tricks on you. no definitely she was checking you out. Your heart races that little bit more, you begin to...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • alcohol anytime army bedroom heaven hes hotty ickle itself lover money outta package puppy screaming shirt stiffy tickle wasn wipe wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. B.A.G.’s Partly Political Broadcast

    ‘It’s all About the Oil’ Since I began posting on this board, you, my fellow Zoners may have noticed that I am a contrary fellow who relishes a good argument. I’m not sure if I was made this way, but I do know that there were three years of my life that were pivotal in my development as an...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
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    • awkward degree economics entered exactly gulf hollywood ickle iran islam jewish partly political politically significant soldier supply tickle truths
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Totty Cup for the Ladies.

    As an equal opportunities leftie lesbian lover, I have decided to fight the right wing hegemony of the Shrimperzone fascists and posted a poll for you ladies and any closet bum-ban... I mean homosexuals... that are out there in Shrimperzone land. So here you go ladies...... Who would you let...
  7. Thor

    Old Rumour

    Not so long back there was a tickle of a rumour of David Sullivan selling up at Brum and reinvesting at Southend. See today the Brum directors have sold a fair chunk of the club to some guy from Singapore, wonder if this rumour could have some legs in it.
  8. Groyne Strain

    Hull, Hell And Happiness

    18 hours of hell, 1 moment of ecstasy ..... 4.00pm - get up from bed (I work nights), showered, breakfasted, watch greedy tart crying because she only won a tenner on Deal Or Sod Off, Noel. 5.00pm - can't afford the bus fare to Billericay station, where Chipper is being dropped off from...
    • Groyne Strain
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    • afford amusement arriving burger daw encourage fur heaven icke ickets ickle intact knowing loud mile money ran shared ski skinheads splitting suppor tickle toilets trek wallet wes whitmore
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. C C Csiders

    Julie Kirkbride MP

    I must be getting old! I was watching Question Time last night and now find myself fancying the Conservative MP for Bromsgrove Julie Kirkbride. She looked a proper minx on QT last night. Any other MPs tickle anyone's fancy? Anne Widdecombe or Glenda Jackson, anyone?
  10. southend4ever

    ANOTHER LOVER STORY

    The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend...

  11. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
    • sufc_stu
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    • arter birth burn california claimed cure didn everyday florida fur ickle lived lose martini qui rabbit ran realized snake starter swallow tickle tray
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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