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tescos

  1. Ron Martin seen shopping in Tescos

    Hopefully Sainsburys wont find out!
    • WoodhamShrimper
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football ron martin roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc tescos the home of football
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Cricko

    Good Blog from Old_Holborn

    Taxing Festive Cheer - a new lowI do hope you all enjoyed the festivities over Christmas. Perhaps, like I, you drank a fine wine with friends, or smoked a cigar with your Cognac to celebrate one of the few remaining holidays the taxman allows us revenue producing drones. No sooner have we put...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • alcohol bbc booze brew cigarettes cruise disorderly dru enjoyed failing fingers gran holborn ive kee liberties mayfair neighbours nico producing products qui rate recycling seedy supply taxi tescos wish worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Politics Forum
  3. Cricko

    The End of the High Street?

    With the imminent collapse of TJ Hughes following in the footsteps of Habitat, Jane Norman, the Moben kitchens group, which also encompasses Dolphin bathrooms and Sharpes bedrooms in the past 7 days and with HMV just about on the verge of collapse with their current fire sale, is the high...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • collapse continued following hmv imo jane kitchens rate retail southend tescos
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. C C Csiders

    Middle Class utterances

    In Tescos in Chelmsford yesterday a woman said to her little girl: "No sweetness, we already have brioche at home" Others you have heard?
  5. Jam_Man

    Sainsburys vs Tescos in Southend

    Just read in the Standard that a new Tescos is being planned for the old B&Q Site. You can see the importance of the Roots Hall site even more now. Tescos will have two big shiny new stores within a few miles of each other so its vital for Sainsburys to open a new store to keep any sort of...

  6. Tesco Beer Policy

    I was not allowed to buy 4 cans of Fosters in Tescos last night because I had my son with me and he is only 31 ! Terrible.

  7. how close should you get to the players

    as a young man, I can remember playing football with derek spences kids in his bakc garden, everytime we played up north, which was fine, or making friends, with paul roberts, at the time he was older than me. The big question for me is this, to we let our judgement of our players cloud our...
  8. steveo

    Mobile Phone Question

    My wife needs a new phone. She seems to get on well with Pay as You Go and has about 50 quids worth of credit on her current sim, which is Tescos. I wanted her to get the Iphone but she doesn’t like the screen. I looked online at the LG Viewty. Does it have a standard keyboard? Is it any good...
    • steveo
    • Thread
    • complicated hanks sim tescos
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. tescos tonight

    What is the world coming to? Tried to get some cat food at Tesco's after work (8pm), couldn't even get into the car park. How much food do you need for 2 days when the shops are shut? Its about as stuipid as old people running out to the local shops to buy milk and bread when they hear there is...
  10. OldBlueLady

    Question The film that says it's Christmas to you

    Mentioned this the other day when discussing MK Shrimper's Grinch-like tendencies, and having been unable to sleep and browsing the DVDs in Tescos at half 4 this morning, and seeing just how many Christmassy ones there are, I thought it'd be interesting to see which film tops the list here...

  11. Credit Crunch tips - every penny helps!

    Ok, I've just nicked this idea from another forum, but it's pretty useful. Personally I'm really feeling the pinch, I'm sure there are plenty of tips that people have for saving a few pennies... the one thing I'm really looking for are some useful recipies that are dirt cheap and healthy! My...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • dedicated discover ish locally peppers recycling tescos tin tinned
    • Replies: 65
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
    • A Century United
    • Thread
    • amuse appearing boyfriend ched fitting gas knives offences ops outdoor products rack sausages shoppers speaker tescos tone
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. sufcintheprem

    Tescos, savings and self respect

    See if you can guess which of those doesn't apply here
  14. Mr Gilbo

    Teamcard

    Anyone else get an email about this?! Not sure it is really a good idea to be honest. You get it automatically if you are a season ticket holder, but if you aren't a season ticket holder it will cost a tenner. Now one benefit is that it will put you in 2nd place in priority for away tickets...
  15. TrueBlue

    Favour

    If anybody is going to a game shop today or Tescos etc.... can they please pick me up a copy of Fifa 08 on Xbox 360 and I will get it off them tonight! please!

  16. Harry Potter

    I went into tescos tonight just before midnight and couldnt believe the size of the queues to buy the new book! It wasnt just kids but adults, standing there dressed as witches and wizards and for a while I thought to myself, have the people of England actualy lost there marbles!?! I have to...

  17. dead already?

    Once again it seems that the Minority will outweigh the Majority. I have lived in Southend all my life and have supported our team for over 35 years but once again it seems the backward thinking of this council and a few select groups will stop any progress as far as our New Stadium and future...
    • Cricko2
    • Thread
    • attract behave cos developer dose dosent failing growth hanks havent isnt jobs lived liverpool minority principle proposed qui retail shoppers sports stones suffering supermarket suppor tescos town towns
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Kenny

    Plane Crash In Eastwood

    BBC News I saw the footage on ITV Local news last night, the plane landed nose first on the cricket pitch. Someone I work with was at Tescos when it happened and said she saw the plane just fall out of the sky. I didn't realise you could fly a plane at 16?
    • Kenny
    • Thread
    • bbc didn essex foo rock tescos
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Unfair Dismissal

    A press article in a local newspaper read as follows; A 38yr old shelf stacker from Bletchley Tescos was sacked from his job today, following an incident with an Eastern European customer. The Eastern European man approached the assistant as he was stocking up in the wines & spirits...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
    • Thread
    • ant dover port tescos
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. saturday was sent to test me.

    The plan was simple, get up, go to Tescos, eat brekkie read paper have poo, walk to train station, catch train, get Tilbury - Gravesend ferry, catch another train, have a few pints, see game, dance in street, have a few more pints and come home in the mood for love. FAT CHANCE!!! Got up and...
    • Sebastian Weetabix
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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