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  1. Blues fans shun FA Cup

    The Times produced a League table yesterday, based on crowd attendances and the number of changes made to the starting XI, re FA Cup games played over the last 10 years. Out of the 106 clubs featured, we were ranked 43th overall. We were 63rd when it came to attendances - our average FA Cup...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. The divorced mate conundrum

    All, Me & Mrs MK have a group of friends that we go out with every so often....trouble is one is now seperated from his wife and going through a divorce. What would be the ettiquette here? 1) Send out the invite and make him feel bad that his marriage is in the process of ending. 2) Don't...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • conundrum divorced dru especially ettiquette finds marriage shun
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. danburyshrimper

    Turned down offers

    What 's your favourite offer for a Blues player that we've turned down over the years ? I remember we shunned a £1 mio from West Ham for Simon Royce ...then watched him leave for nothing within a year:facepalm: And then we turned down £350k from Nottm Forest for young Jae Martin ..... i...
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    • blues ched english football english soccer essex football football football league fortune fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league owt real football roots hall shrimpers shun soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. If we had beaten Brentford.....

    When would the tickets had gone on sale, after yesterdays game was called off on Friday? Yesterday morning or today?. Either way, reckon there would have been disasters. Had it been yesterday in those freezing temps, some fans would have probably got hyperthermia!. Had it been today as the snow...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Chairman's Cheque book Needed

    Please read article from the Echo web-site, especially the bold bit News By Stephen Hackwell A LEADING Tory’s claims that single mothers, alcoholics and drug addicts are damaging Southend High Street have been branded “unacceptable” by fellow Conservatives. Anna Waite said big chain shops...
  6. Andy_S

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 0-0 Yeovil Town

    Southend United 0 Yeovil Town 0 Well, what a waste of an afternoon that was. Nathan Jones gave us more entertainment than anything that actually happened on the pitch. The players have given up the fight it seems on that showing, so League Two will surely follow. Some questionable tactics again...
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    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Napster

    Colin Murphy

    reading OSM yesterday, about Bill Shankly. When he retired, he was addicted to football, he was shunned by Liverpool, but still played five-a-side down the park, still coached kids, etc. When Derby were looking for a manager, he was favourite to be picked as manager. The choice however went to...
  9. Thorpe Groyney

    14 Months For Stoned Trucker Killer - Who's To Blame?

    The place where I work are running this story on their news page: A lorry driver who killed a young woman on the A13 in Basildon, while under the influence of drugs has been jailed for 14 months. The parents of Louise Cooper say they are outraged at the sentence given to trucker...
    • Thorpe Groyney
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. car park shunt !!!

    in morrisons car park waiting for the mrs . heard a car coming along where the driver has not lifted the clutch yet revving the guts out of the lump. this car pulls in just along to me and BANG it hits one of the parked cars. me being a nosey git gets out to have a butchers,the lady driver...
    • graysblue
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    • bang conversation damaged didn passenger shun
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Your first ever car bump/prang/shunt/crash

    Just had Mrs AS on the phone to let me know that she has just had her first bump in her car. Fortunately it was a small 15 mile an hour shunt on a wet and greasy road with no real damage. Do you remember your first ever car shunt??????????? Mine was in an Opel Kadett out side the car dealers...
  12. The Big Dady

    Nick Bailey - Getting started...

    Just thought I would get things started in Ex Shrimpers for the little money grabbing ginger **** after this! Link
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    • hall league league one money roots shun superb wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  13. Suitable Punishment?

    Now, it's approaching the end of my second year at Uni, This time next week i'll be finished. Me and the lads in my flat have been organising a massive blow out for the people we know... Another one of our famous coaches run to Brighton and back, lots of booze and reminiscing on the year past...
  14. Slipperduke

    Managing Newcastle Isn't A Game

    There is a computer game in existence that, I’m afraid to admit, has cost me around 15 years of my life. It’s called Football Manager and I’ve owned every incarnation of it since 1993. It’s a wonderful way to waste time, it really is. You pick your club, assemble your players, choose a formation...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. SUFC_Al

    Anagrams.

    Found this on another forum and think it's pretty cool! CLINT EASTWOOD: When you rearrange the letters: OLD WEST ACTION SALMAN RUSHDIE: When you rearrange the letters: READ, SHUN ISLAM DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters...
    • SUFC_Al
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Fergie Reaction

    Boss: Let's get back to work Sir Alex Ferguson insists United will respond in the right manner after their shock Carling Cup exit at Southend. Not for the first time in his 20 years at Old Trafford, the manager will have to keep his head while all those around him - in the press, at least -...
    • Stodge
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    • axed cup eastwood incredible ive jerk league lose rate shun slack
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. Michael Jackson, the Thriller album

    Let me first say this before i get mangled by some. He was found not guilty............................................. BUT i wouldn't let him babysit my daughter, and yes he's a bit of a fruitloop who's music i've not enjoyed since being a child myself. However i listened to...
  19. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Worst Ever Journey to a SUFC Game

    Probably been done before this but can't be fussed to look through all 7,000 pages. Anyway, my effort: Hereford v SUFC FACup Round 1 early '80's Studying in Plymouth at the time so travelled from there. Left house in Plympton at 7am 6 miles out from train station, started to cycle...
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