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  1. Southend United player shoots......and scores!

    Unbelievable what happens when a player actually has a go!
    • teabee1
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shoots shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Turkey

    Turkey shoots down a Russian fighter jet on the Syrian border for breaching it's airspace. NATO says it will defend Turkey against Russia. Remember how we all celebrated the fall of the Berlin Wall and the split of the USSR? The world is closer to WW3 than ever..... :sad:

  3. Any Army, ex army on here? Can you tell me why?

    Just watched a programme on the Afghan war. So they are out on patrol, and have a fire fight with 4 taliban. The kill 3 of the taliban and the other escapes and they can't see him. So they call in the Apache helicopter. They fire one smoke flair to show where the taliban fighter is, and the...
  4. Cricko

    You have Two Cows.

    TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga} SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you...
    • Cricko
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    • ant belong cows democracy hay ish japanese packing publicly shareholder shoots socialism
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Cricko

    A Cow based Economics Lesson.

    SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2...
    • Cricko
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    • ant belong cows democracy economics economy exemption ish japanese publicly ron martin shareholder shoots socialism throws twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Cricko

    Millionaire banker shoots lion for fun

    What a complete **** this man is. http://whatsonningbo.com/news-4815-fury-as-uk-millionaire-banker-david-scholey-shoots-lion-for-fun.html I would like to shoot him for fun.
    • Cricko
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    • banker millionaire rate shoots
    • Replies: 54
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Southend United 2010/2011 Review

    More attention (understandably) seemingly on Lincoln's result today than our own, so I thought I'd bring the focus back to the mighty Blues. Hope you enjoy the article: Against my better judgement I’m beginning to feel sorry for the Lib Dems. No, wait, hear me out. Obviously they’re a...
    • the_forgotten_man
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    • affray appalling apples blues disease english football english soccer essex football finishing football football league fossets farm fourth division fro huh ish league two louie milliband npower football league pain rate real football roots hall scott houghton season review shoots shrimpers soares soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea speedy sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. OldBlueLady

    Ashley Cole is a nob part 3921

    The guy is just a complete idiot, what the hell was he doing taking a loaded shotgun to training? http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/886622/ashley-cole-shoots-chelsea-intern---report?cc=5739

  9. Paul Sturrock - The Truth

    It seems our new manager has woken up to the fact that most Southend fans are a bunch of whingebags. Yes we have been through a dire 12 months and not many 'green shoots of recovery' spotted yet but the depressing fact about Roots Hall is that it was rarely a wall of noise in support of the team...
    • Reg Martin
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hall league one league two npower football league paul sturrock rate real football roots roots hall rut shoots shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc support the home of football voice wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Napster

    Green shoots?

    Mixed news from a macro and micro perspective: Inflation is now at its highest for 2 years at 3.8% People claiming unemployment benefit rose sharply in January However at work, we are exceeding our targets for the year. How's your work situation?
  11. Uncle Leo

    Round 1, Heat 6 - Katarina Witt vs Haley Cope

    Skater vs swimmer. Pictures please! (Both have done Playboy shoots. This could be interesting)
  12. Napster

    Green shoots?

    I'm on Linkedin, which as some people know, is a glorified version of facebook, but for business. Anyway, in the last week, I've now been approached by 4 different companies (2 agencies, 2 conference companies), asking whether I'm interested in a position. Latest one today is a decent company...

  13. And Now to Sky, For the Greatest Show on Earth...

    My seat on the sofa is reserved, my snacks and drinks are set, my TV is set to channel 405 and we're all ready to go for the latest Summer Blockbuster that is transfer window deadline day 2009. At least, that's what Sky would have you believe is going on in living rooms across the country. The...
  14. Napster

    Green shoots

    I genuinely believe economic green shoots are starting to appear. This time last year, we made redundancies. Several months ago, we got 10% pay cuts. Now, theyre talking about reinstating our 10%, and increasing our product range. Car sales are up, and from the FT this morning, France and...
  15. CC51DAS

    Breaking News Club to install live web-cam at RH

    Smarting from the stinging criticism about the lack of information regarding the new pitch - see http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=52296 the club have been quick to respond and following contact from the club's commercial(?) department I have learned that they will be...
    • CC51DAS
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    • cam following installed leisure shoots stalled stinging warn wish
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. CC51DAS

    Pitch update

    Can anyone advise how the new re-laid pitch is coming on ? Can't find anything anywhere. You'd have thought SSN could have carried updates on their banner with daily reports from the head groundsman about the number of new shoots spotted and the number of centimetres it has grown. We don't...
  17. OldBlueLady

    From one extreme to the other with transfer news

    We get nothing, 'Uddersfield, it seems have the opposite problem. Spotted this on 606, and thought it might appeal to some of you: Latest speculation League One Huddersfield Town by GreenShoots (U13658489) 02 June 2009 Huddersfield Town manager Lee Clark refused to comment today on...
  18. Hotman

    Easy guide to World Politics and Economics

    SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have...
    • Hotman
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    • ant belong cows democracy disease economics economy exemption ish japanese publicly russian shareholder shoots throws twenty
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. South Bank Hank

    Inappropriate giggles and laughter...

    Why does this happen!? On a train this morning coming into Richmond, a young fella walks down the aisle, laptop bag on his left shoulder, clutching both a coffee (in a cardboard cup) and a reading book in his right hand. He catches another bloke, in front of me to the left, with his laptop...
    • South Bank Hank
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    • catches cup desperation fingers flash fro joi richmond shoots slack slowing sports tents
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Benfleet A1

    An experiment carried out

    Moving on from the thread that told us that children as young as 3 should be watched for reactions over certain foods to see if they could be racist, I have conducted tests on my four year old daugther with certain foods from around the world to find out whether she is going to be a no good bad...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • apples bananas bang beef boiled ched ethnic experiment ive meat minority muslims parts pork qui shoots
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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