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  1. Teacher tells pupil "I shagged your maw"

    http://news.stv.tv/west-central/312440-teacher-who-told-pupil-i-shagged-your-maw-is-struck-off-register/ :smile:
    • Pubey
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    • http maw pupil rate register shagged teacher wes
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
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    • arriving bang battery bottles ched chuck clowns cooked deed degree discovery dru engine fags fitted ford fro grotty guinness jake jobs jury knackered liverpool loading mechanics mondays olds pain poxy qui rover shagged shirt shun stairs stopped suffering supplier terra truck trucks types wild wish
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Uncle Leo

    Round 1, Heat 10 - Pamela Anderson vs Ashley Judd

    Baywatch legend vs a bird who used to get shagged by Michael Bolton....
  4. duncan bulgaria

    The BBC plot thickens !!

    Dear Jonathan Ross I've just shagged your daughter !! Who's laughing now ......lots of love Gary Glitter xxxxxxxxxxx

  5. Oh Nicky Bailey..

    Oh nicky bailey you were the love of my life oh nicky bailey you could of shagged my wife oh nicky bailey now we think your a ****!!
  6. Slipperduke

    Britain's Next Top Model

    I made the mistake of allowing Mrs Slipperduke to use the TV controller last night and paid for my lapse by being exposed to this horrible, nasty programme. Did anyone see it? It appears to be some kind of talent show, though it's anyone's guess what the 'talent' is. You knew there was a...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ard clooney controller convince didn faced mis mode moon shagged snowdon teacher vince whore
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. DTS

    Funniest post ever on Shrimperzone.

    We have got some really funny people on here which is the main reason I use this site - But what has been the funniest post ever? My personal favourite was Bazza the Dogs - Roughest bird you have ever shagged. Seem to kick start a whole load of horrid stories. Anyone else got a personal...
    • DTS
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    • roughest shagged
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Desert Shrimper

    Jade Goody

    Even if you hate Big Brother generally I think this year's show has been an interesting look at British society as it is now. For a while now Jade, Jordan, Kerry Katona etc have been held up as female role models and the ladette culture has been in the ascendancy. Subsequently, someone like...
  9. DTS

    The one that got away.

    I reckon that everyone despite how happy they are with their current partner must have someone that got away and you cant help but wonder what might have happended. Mine was Marie Birch. I started college and having moved to Sussex I didnt know anyone. Walked into my first day A level...
    • DTS
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    • cinema comfort critically didn didnt fireworks foo kiss principle shagged somewhere stopped wore
    • Replies: 152
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Is the pub the best area

    For me I have started coming to the pub first. I think the main site gets a bit daft and has a few too many kiddies on it writing in some black mans text talk.Luckily most of them seem to avoid the pub. I like the pub as you get such great topics such as "Roughest Bird you have ever...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • loud roughest shagged upside
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. DTS

    Worst date ever?

    Really enjoyed Sao Paulo Shrimpers "Roughest bird" you have ever shagged topic a few months back. Just wondering if anyone had any really bad stories. My story isnt about me (Honestly) but a bloke that my mates mate knew about 5 yeats ago. He was out in Brighton and got chatting...
    • DTS
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    • cas enjoyed isnt roughest shagged tunnel
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. joke

    A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he...
    • Voodoo Blue
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    • mis shagged shoots teacher
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. palexander

    For those with Apple Macs...

    I have managed to screw up the fonts on my Mac Mini by installing 2500 Windows Fonts. Apart from the system running slow (I think Spotlight is indexing them?) the fonts on the web are showing wrong. I think it may just be the Arial font that is shagged, so if any kind soul can email me the...

  14. A pint with perth shrimper

    Dear Zoners, I'll be in the spread tonight before the match and would love to meet any of you guys. I've travelled 10,000 miles and am totally shagged out but am so looking forward to the match. In true blind date style i'll be wearing a black jacket and a brown, red stripy beany...
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