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Chutney tray rankings.
1. Yoghurt sauce 2. Onion salad 3. Lime pickle 4. Mango chutney- Mad Cyril
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- chutney rate salad tray
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Nothing Like a Good HEALTHY salad?
German health authorities have claimed that "tests on the suspect cucumbers had shown a trace of a different strain of E.coli" and thus, they were not responsible for the present outbreak. Well, that's OK then, we can all return to eating healthy salad, with no fear for the consequences. :smile...- yogi bear up the cagire
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- catalonia claimed eating ish mentally salad trace winking
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Local gangs.
This afternoon I was talking to my mates 21 year old son who last night acted as a doorman at his sisters 16th birthday party. Apparently the following gangs are active in the area: Thundersley rough squad. Hadleigh town younguns. Has anyone else heard of any good ones? If so please share...- Mad Cyril
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- acted bedroom ched following salad suitable town
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Best low rent sandwich.
I wouldn't put rocket in a sandwich at home so why have I got to pay £3 for the ****ing pleasure when I am at work in Canary Wharf? I think there is a definite market for no frills sandwiches at £1 a go with fillings such as tinned hot-dog and tomato ketchup, no salad, no choice of bread -...- Mad Cyril
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- fillings rent salad sandwiches tin tinned wharf
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Kebab Van
Kebab Van outside the main entrance and Shakespeare drive after the game? Thoughts? Chilli Sauce Salad Boss?- TrueBlue
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- kebab salad trance
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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BBQ etiquette
Some more slight theft from sickipedia. quality though. like Women know your limits! We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of...- GBJ
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- ant bbq bonding cooking cutlery eating enjoyed following hanks lou meat meter outdoor salad tray
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Gers star hurt by exploding egg!
Gers star hurt by exploding egg Broadfoot has been a regular for Rangers since signing from St Mirren Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot was taken to hospital...- pringlejon
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- fa cup following ish jury liquid rea ripping ruled salad
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Is it pikey to eat food in a supermarket before you have paid for it.
Decided to treat Mrs DtS to a nice home cooked meal last night. Went to my local branch of Sainsburys and decided to purchase my produce (Some Squid, Salad and Fizzy Water for those of you that are interested). As I was in there I noticed a woman who was a larger lady and nature had not been...- DTS
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- beast bra brough cooked dts eaten larger rea salad supermarket
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Bizarre Injuries
Stoke Ranks up there with Dave Beasant dropping a jar of salad cream on his foot and Morten Stensgaard retiring from shoulder-knack after injuring it putting his ironing board up!- MrB
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- salad yfc
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)
This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...- Ron Manager
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Piri,Piri and sardines!
Me and the Mrs had a week away ( without the sprogs) in sunny "Portugal which as anyone who has pubesant children time on your own is as rare as hens teeth. Anyway we was enjoying out time together, barbecues, alfresco dining and in the words of Austin powers " I found my mojo". I decided to...- Winkle
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And God Created
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge...- Harold Bishop Killer
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Diary of a Shrimper in Devon
Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...- Benfleet A1
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- attraction ayers bang bathroom bitter bon campsite chuck deceased doorstep dressed enjoyed flashed foo fur gods headed hoof hurts ish lived lose money salad shire snake stopped tents trance wasn
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Zone Party and Raffle Today!
Well we are all set for next week with the music and food Including Salad for the Fat ones ..;)... I will close the other thread now and make this the active one without a poll .....the list of attendees so far is Aberdeen Bentley's Absurd Gait...- Cricko
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- holly ive ley music salad spread
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My last nights meal was a farce !!!
Wednesday nights I play football down at a college in Portslade which is 7.30-8.30 - Really enjoyable and helps to keep me fit. Mrs DtS and I have a sort of unwritten agreement that I call her as I am leaving the pitch and she starts my evening meal. Recent efforts have included Chicken...- DTS
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- bobs brough dts eaten enjoyable especially foo grab hanks havent oven salad thai twenty
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How too take this joke forward?
Rightio, Basically on Monday Ben at work got a really weird email from a customer on Friday last week. This email was from someone called Mr Slater - The bloke basically said that who the hell was Ben to ask him about his personal details - All he wanted was a mortgage quote? He asked Ben is he...- DTS
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- brokers everyday heres hotmail lasagne lenders ley mortgage mortgages prepared salad tone
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Marks and Spencer
*sound of Am I Right by Groove Armada in the background* This isn't just any salad bag. This is a mizuno leaf, baby leaf spinach and rocket sald bag. Succulent peppery mizuno leaves harvested fresh from organic soil, united with tender baby leaf spinach. so young, so moist and crisp thatit is...- C C Csiders
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- autumn fond ive salad tasting tender
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Shorehouse
Gone a bit poncy. Not really a pub anymore ( could it be classed as that before!? ) but definetly more of a restaurant and good if you have kids etc... Food was very nice, have an excellent salad bar, but it does take upto and over an hour n a half for the food to be served! ( which is...- The General
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- define salad spells
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My mate Ben's Sandwich Challenge.
Just been down to our local Sarnie shop this lunchtime with my mate/work colleague Benny Boy. I ordered Paella which always takes ages so we had plenty of time to chat. Cut a long story short there are 23 seperate combinations of roll that you can have in the shop. These range from Cheese Salad...- DTS
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- beef dink following salad seperate
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BBQ Season
Just got this as an email... > >After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up > >to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your > >memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the > >only type of...- Davros
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- ant bbq cooking cutlery dishes eating ell enjoyed following hanks lou meat outdoor salad tray
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- Forum: Homer's Bar