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  1. CHEMICO FC

    James Staines Memorial Bench for Roadside.Can you Donate please 10th Year Anniversary

    James Staines Memorial Bench.1990-2006 RIP We are trying with his friends to erect a Bench For his 10th year anniversary at the Roadside where we lay flowers by the tree every year down Royal Artillery Way,Southend Essex. This was where he had his fatal crash on his Scooter. All the signs that...

  2. The Craziest Parking Ticket you got or heard of.

    Lorry driver Michael Collins was on his way to collect a skip in London's Belsize Park when the road beneath him collapsed. A burst water main had created a deep hole where the front wheels of his 17-tonne lorry were stuck. While he was waiting for roadside assistance, a traffic warden appeared...
    • THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Bristol Rovers Cup match

    Some time ago someone posted the link to pathe news which had newsreel of Southend v Bristol Rovers Cup match in 1952, I've now reached this point in my research so I thought you might like to read the story to go with the film. Hopefully the following link for pathe news works...
    • DoDTS
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. One for Rusty - You Know You Are A Taliban If:

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests...
    • A Century United
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    • afford amazed bacon bombs crush discover goa roadside shoes wipe wives
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Thorpe Groyney

    Hamstel Road - "The Greatest Road Ever Built"

    My laddo and I were wandering out of the Kingfisher chip shop near the White Horse the other night and took a stroll down Hamstel Road to get home. He became quite animated when he noted that included by the roadside was a couple of Chinese take-aways, a kebab shop, a corner shop, an...
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Ronaldo crashes Ferrari on way to training

    Cristiano Ronaldo has escaped unhurt after crashing his Ferrari sports car into a roadside barrier in a tunnel near Manchester airport. The car was badly damaged when it was involved in the accident at 10.20am today on the A538 Wilmslow Road, but the 23-year-old Manchester United winger was...
  7. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
    • chadded
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
    • TrueBlue
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. C C Csiders

    Prince Harry to Iraq

    So, if James Hewitt look-a-like Prince Harry gets blown up by a roadside bomb in Basra, how many minutes after the event do you reckon Tony Blair will last in his job?
  10. * ORM *

    To all Drivers tomorrow

    I know some of you got caught on the various trips to Cardiff in the last couple of years but do not forget the Speed Traps 1) On bridges over the M4 in Berkshire - and they sit at different bridges according to their mood 2) Virtually anywhere on the M4 in Wales either as vans on bridges or...
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