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  1. RobM

    Your own rhyming slang

    Many years ago at work, when someone was moaning, they'd be told "You have to look on the Norman!" (Norman Whiteside, bright side).n talking about a Southend game. Another lad came in talking about the next Southend game, he'd bought his Wilson....
  2. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
  3. Curbishley knows his place

    Apparently, those devilish cockney scamps who follow the 'Irons' (rhyming slang for poofs, have they never realised?) were booing their 'heroes' despite winning. They demand better, apparently. In his post-match interview, Alan Curbishley told it like it is. He stated that their average league...
  4. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday Pub Quiz Pt 5 (Bit late today!)

    Usual rules, usual person banned. Enjoy :) 1. Which Japanese word translates into English as "empty orchestra"? 2. Which phrase was first used in a novel by William Burroughs in 1962 and is now commonly used to describe a type of music? 3. Who first coined the words "madcap", "hobnob" and...
  5. jeff stellings gillette soccer saturday drinking game

    found this on the net maybe we shud try it out one saturday Current Rules: - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is...
  6. Spammers billboards

    Just popped out of the office for a bite to eat when I noticed a whacking great board opposite the New Empire Theatre with a west ham shirt with "The Dirty Dick" written beside it, presumably an example of their pathetic 1800s rhyming language. The shirt had XL on the front, which presumably is...
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