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Just realized I never introduced myself
Hi all, I'm 30 odd posts in already but I didn't introduce myself when I joined which was rude so here goes. From the age of 2 until nearly 7 my family lived in The Hague so, when we came back to live in Saarfend, I knew nothing of english football. A school friend showed me book that had...- sammy666
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Question Bury v Southend : Last Season
Probably just me, but I never realized until the other night that our game at Bury last season resulted in them being deducted 3 points for fielding an ineligible player and we jumped above them in the league to finish 14th. Question is, why didn't we get the three points!?- AndyT
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Have some respect
I was in the so called family area near the corner flag of the main stand last night. It saddens me to have to report that yet again some individuals have embarrassed our club once again. Five or six men decided to stand half way down the gang way and block the view of some families with...- rigsby
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Hi there fellow blues fans!!!
Hi there. I've only signed up recently and realized I've not posted anything up yet, so I thought I'd make myself known. I'm Steve and have supported the blues for years but only recently committed to a season ticket this season.. Through the season it's had its ups and downs but have...- Steveo1981
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Laugh. Out. Loud
Thats quite funny. It ends with "Chief of police in Hvolsvöllur Sveinn K. Rúnarsson told mbl.is that the woman simply "had no idea that she was missing.- steveo
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TACTICS. Crunch Time.
We have 3 tactics. 1; Play it out wide, especially from midfield with sideways passing only in their locker, 2; direct (Hoof) up to Dickinson from the back.3; Midfielders bursting through to be an extra striker (Timlin and Ferdinand). This was paying results earlier on in the season as...- THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK
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Grey Rep
Just realized i received some grey rep the other day that couldn't hurt me! I thought i was the main sender of grey rep. Happy Days:happy:- ldnfatso
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NSFW Cybersex - You're doing it wrong (18+)
taken from b3ta: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an...- Pubey
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An Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when...- Cricko
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Articles Typed Up (For those who don't have access to them)
For those of you that do not have access to the Echo, I have typed up some of the sections in the paper. I hope these are of interest to someone, and also hope it's OK to post them here. If there not - remove them.. I have posted them in the Echo thread, but people might not see them in there...- Jay_Shrimper
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Southend United v Everton
Sorry about the late match report but I've been a bit busy these last 78 years: SOUTHEND SUPPORTERS CLUB In connection to the benefit of Jack French and Billy Moore a collection at the ground on Saturday realized over £13. Collecting cards and tickets for the Everton match are now available...- DoDTS
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How to start a fight
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...- BLUEBLOOD
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2 True Stories!
STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...- ldnfatso
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Insurance Claim Form Quotes
These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...- Harold Bishop Killer
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A Human Interest Story
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' “I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.” 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'...- Harold Bishop Killer
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Friday
Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...- sufc_stu
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Friday
The Joys of Flying A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to...- sufc_stu
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