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  1. The Eternal Optimist

    Memory Lane I felt so sorry for the inbreds I uploaded a page just for them

    http://jgba21320.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/banjo.htm :raspberry:
    • The Eternal Optimist
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division http league two npower football league raspberry rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Win percentage by player

    Not including sub appearances, and only for players with more than 5 starts. Player Win % with Win % without Difference Jake Cassidy 83 37 46 Stephen McLaughlin 86 42 44...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • barrett barry corr bentley blues cassidy english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hirst jake league two luke prosser mclaughlin npower football league raspberry rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Massimo Giovanni

    A.Carroll, worse value ever?

    I have read that Andy Carroll is "out" injured until December; and that the Wet Spammers owners are regretting paying £15 (+2 mill loan fee) million for him. 39 games, 9 goals, sine 2012. Liverpool paid £35 million, 44 games, 6 goals for 2011-12 season. 3 seasons games time total. 83 games...
  4. Tangled up in Blue

    Dublin

    WE're off to Dubin for a week in mid-August. Haven't been over there since 1978. Anyone got any useful travel tips? Things to do/see, etc. (And yes,Grumpy Blue-I've ordered a couple of travel guides.Thanks).:raspberry:
  5. Mad Cyril

    Raspberry Pi

    Anyone got one? If so are you doing anything interesting with it?
  6. blues_r_best

    Raspberry Pi

    Anyone thinking about getting one for yourself or children? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17192823
  7. BLUEBLOOD

    Banning Orders / Arrest Figures 2010/11

    Midtable mediocrity from the CS lads :raspberry: http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/publications/crime/football-arrests-banning-orders/fbo-2010-11?view=Binary
  8. BLUEBLOOD

    The BIG week ... Win, Lose and Draw

    As pointed out by the Ex Trust chap we have 3 big games next week, so if you had to pick a W D L for each what would it be and why WIN ... Cheltenham, "League Twos a **** hole, i wanna go up, i wanna go uuuuup League Twos a etc etc" a morale boosting win against one of our current challengers...
    • BLUEBLOOD
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league league two lose npower football league raspberry real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. canveyshrimper

    PL Fixtures Round 20 - Saturday 5th November

    Here's some crackers for Guy Fawkes Night. ... Or Guy Fawkes AFTERNOON more accurately H :raspberry: It just occured to me its also the SZ PL Christmas Cup Quarter Final weekend, oh the excitement ... Southend v Oxford Utd 2-1 :omg2: :hilarious: AFC Wimbledon v Barnet 1-1 Burton Albion v...
  10. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Week 9 Points

    My return from the wilderness coincides with points galore from faces new and old alike, with 2 who have always been either **** hot or just **** right at the top :raspberry: Over to H to add these points to the league standings ... 11 - ChapperzUK 10 - BrettieAngell 9 - BLUEBLOOD 9 - Cricko 9...
  11. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 32

    A massive well done to CCC this week, so long left in the shadows he emerges with a fantastic 9 point haul from a really tricky set of results, the leagues top 2 are again to the fore though to be honest i'm sick of praising them so i won't :raspberry: Finally a note to Cyril, Emu, Kristof and...
  12. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 30

    Once again 7 is the far from magic number that is enough to scoop the weekly chart topper award, for class its the second week in a row towards the top, whereas D.O.L.L has been down amongst the deadwood since we came back online, well done too to Dave the Shrimper who completes the winning trio...
  13. Slipperduke

    Wembley's Awful Pitch

    90,000 seats, 2618 toilets, 26 lifts, 98 kitchens and 34 bars. Was it too much to ask for Wembley to provide just one decent playing surface? Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final was like watching naughty ten year olds playing football indoors on an untacked carpet. Every change of direction brought a...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • bon brough daw dome exactly fa cup fallen fixed floodlights goo heathrow kitchens lasagne mars metal moon oasis olds pile qui raspberry rugby somewhere terminal
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  14. OldBlueLady

    There's a joker about on 606!

    SOUTHEND EARTHQUAKE APPEAL League One Colchester United by qbmonarchsfc (U13916250) 20 July 2009 A major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Southend in the early hours of this morning. It's epicentre was in the Roots Hall area of the town. Victims were seen wandering around...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • 606 bleeding cases computers damaged earthquake filling following hall joker mercedes ops raspberry roots spiff town towns unaffected
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Decline in bees will affect our future eating habits

    I watched a interesting/worrying story on the local news tonight regarding the declining population of Bees and the effect this could have on humans.......it is estimated that 1 in every 3 mouthfuls of food we eat are courtesy of pollinating insects. Bee numbers have declined by 10-15% in...

  16. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • bedroom bleeding bone brew burn collections compensation crisps damaged earthquake filling gest historic majorca mercedes money ops parcels raspberry ski tracy unaffected woken
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Bielzibubz

    Marmite - Yummy or Scummy? You decide.

    After reading the hijacking of the 'No more blah blah blah jokes' thread it got me thinking. Where do you sit on the whole Marmite issue. Is it the best thing since Farley's Rusks or the Devils spread that should be avoided at every turn? For all those that like me love the stuff you should...
    • Bielzibubz
    • Thread
    • avoided blah burn devils eating fusion raspberry spread
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. pringlejon

    Best breakfast cereal

    Battle Of The Breakfast Cereals I've just had a sudden urge for lucky charms! The best cereal ever, but unfortunately not available in good ol england for under a 10er. Fav cereals everyone! This has now become a battle due to popular (2 people) demand! Claimed Lucky Charms - Me Shreddies...
  19. Slipperduke

    Transfer Windows Are Rubbish

    I went shopping today. I bought 150 steaks, 200 eggs, enough cornflakes to swim in and enough milk to drown in. I bought half a vineyard of red wine, a circle of cheese as big as a tractor wheel and a box of ice-cream large enough to sink a ship. I also picked up 40 paperback books and a new...
    • Slipperduke
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    • afterwards ant ban brough cos dealings flavour foo identified industry ive janaury jobs jury laden league prepared raspberry rubbish sausage shirt signatures sledgehammer sucked swim
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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