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  1. Is Ron being advised?

    Ok, so we haven't heard from Ronny Martini for a long time. He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who can sit back and not say anything. In the past we've had Q&A's, blogs etc etc. I, like many welcomed these, even if he did make promises he didn't/couldn't keep, and he may well have lied (I...
  2. Had a chat with Alex Revell last night......

    ....in Nando's (Brentwood). Key points: * He's doing well at Orient, 3 in 5 games so far. * Still speaks regularly to Granty, Franno and some of the others. * Said he'd have loved to stay but "certain people" made it impossible. * Was disgusted by the way RM ran the club. * Criticised Geoff...
  3. palexander

    Question Who is Geoff King?

    The man (or one of them!) that is making a lot of blood boil at the moment - who is he? * Is he associated with Ron Martin in anyway (past business etc) * What is (or was) his 'day job' * Was he successful? * What are his strengths/weaknesses in his background? * Is he 'under performing' in...
  4. Tommy2holes

    The ticket Office

    Finally got my season card today after a bit of agro. I have been slating the ticket office for the last week , but it has to be said that the 2 girls in there today were very helpful. The club would do well to get more staff like that in, as the bloke i spoke to the other day sounded like...
  5. Harold Bishop Killer

    50 Things To Do In A Lift

    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small...
  6. Vange Shrimper

    The Last Shadow Puppets

    I'm listening to their new song on You Tube called 'The Age of the Understatement'. I have to admit I do really like this song. The video is alright as well, has a bit of a Russian feel to it. Anyone else like song, or do you think that Alex Turner should just stick with being in the Arctic...
  7. C C Csiders

    The Queen

    Saw this on ITV last night, and I have to say it was the biggest pile of bilge I think I've ever seen. Appallingly acted, including the Oscar winning Helen Mirren. Featuring rubbish caricatures of the likes of Blair, Princes Charles and Philip. However, the biscuit is well and truly one by the...
  8. C C Csiders

    Breaking News..............

    In breaking news it has today been revealed that the puppet Sweep has been admitted to a Psychiatric Hospital. It seems that he has finally cracked, after proceeding through life where everything he has ever uttered has been repeated back to him as a question. In other breaking news the...
  9. Tommy2holes

    Programmes you loved but bizarrely no one else remembers

    I have often wondered bemused how i have recolections of these great show of yesteryear and yet others do not recolect these. Maybe its because i had no life and whilst others were out in the sun playing i prefered to stay milky and watch any old **** that happened to be on the box at the time...
  10. East Fife Petition

    The East Fife Supporters Trust have 10k they want to invest in shares and the East Fife board say NO. please sign their petition of protest: Sign Here To put things in perspective, their "Chairman" is a puppet - he is in fact a wages clerk on £15K a year, and the majority shareholder is a 9...
  11. fbm

    The Match

    STOP PRESS Steve Tilson, fresh from signing Terry Alderton after seeing him play in "The Match" last Sunday, has revealed that he was so impressed with the performances of some of the celebrities that he is considering adding more to the Shrimpers payroll. "I was really...
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