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  1. Teacher tells pupil "I shagged your maw"

    http://news.stv.tv/west-central/312440-teacher-who-told-pupil-i-shagged-your-maw-is-struck-off-register/ :smile:
    • Pubey
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    • http maw pupil rate register shagged teacher wes
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. TrueBlue

    bye deans

    Deans School will be closed Right move in my view no room for any stupid sentiment with no factual evidence that pupil numbers will rise. http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/10841108.Live__County_council_closes_Deanes_School/?ref=var_0 awaits OBL to tell us why is should stay open
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    • deans ell factual http pupil rate var
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Education Outcomes - A New Study

    There is a fascinating new report investigating education outcomes as a function of a number of variables. You can find the full report here. I haven't read the full thing but I have looked at the section on per pupil funding. The report finds that there is no correlation between pupil funding...
    • Neil_F
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    • assets finds http outcomes pupil rate resources schools
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Politics Forum

  4. Why Shouldn't the Education System be Privatised?

    I'm looking for some help here. I was discussing the topic of education with some friends and colleagues when someone made a point that the entire system should be privatised. We all agreed that the universal provision of education was a good thing. My colleague said that didn't necessarily...
    • Neil_F
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    • didn existing privatised provider pupil pupils regional res
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: The Politics Forum

  5. The Craziest Parking Ticket you got or heard of.

    Lorry driver Michael Collins was on his way to collect a skip in London's Belsize Park when the road beneath him collapsed. A burst water main had created a deep hole where the front wheels of his 17-tonne lorry were stuck. While he was waiting for roadside assistance, a traffic warden appeared...
    • THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK
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    • bon bra burgh cctv chief claimed cows following fro ickets illegally issued junction machete money officers pupil rate res roadside stalled stopped thrown unacceptable wardens
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Napster

    Hold on a minute...

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/9364383.Travellers__eviction_sparks_rise_in_pupil_attendance_a_Crays_Hill_Primary_School/?ref=mc
  7. TrueBlue

    Teaching Assistants - no good!

    Apparently Teaching assistants are a waste of time and teaching on the cheap! Teaching assistants 'do not help improve grades', report into Pupil Premium spending finds Teaching assistants have 'no effect' on improving grades, an influential report has suggested. A study into how best to...
    • TrueBlue
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    • assistants attitudes coalition continued cos educational learning money mortgage poorer primary published pupil pupils rate schools secondary teachers
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. pickledseal

    Vote of no confidence for Gove

    This would be an interesting move.... <link> I loved this quote: I do thing that general contentment amongst teachers, as with many public sector workers, must be at record low in recent times. Now before we get into "public sector workers don't know how good they've got it" debate - and...
    • pickledseal
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    • academies approx behaviour chief coalition contributions convince equivalent fur gove loss pensions pupil rate realistically support sustainability teachers vince wish
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Politics Forum
  9. chadded

    Teacher sacked for taking kids sledging

    Maybe I'm missing something, but I find this a bit extreme. If I was a GCSE pupil, I'd have wanted a go as well.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-12160124
  10. OldBlueLady

    SWF male pupil dies after PE lesson

    Story in the Echo today apparently, 12 year old boy dies after PE http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4645229.Boy_dies_after_school_PE_lesson/
  11. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Rusty Shackleford

    'The Banter's Not Bad Either'

    I'm pretty sure that the nauseating advertisement with the smug Arsenal supporting pupil mocking his the Spurs loving teacher has been discussed before, it may even have been me who brought it up. The seminal news irony site 'The Daily Mash' has dismantled this tripe better than I ever could...
  13. Slipperduke

    EPL Half-Term Reports Pt1

    As the halfway point of the Premier League season approaches, we sent Iain Macintosh to compile reports cards for all the movers and the shakers. Who's the most improved student? Who deserves a merit award? Who's so bad that they're in danger of being moved to remedial class? Find out here...
    • Slipperduke
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    • agbonlahor ched comfort cos degree easier entered enthusiastic epl especially executed exotic flair florent hasn imagination koumas macintosh movers pupil pupils qui schools science socks stepped superb
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  14. KrustyTheKray

    The Band In Southend High St on Sat,

    Dont know if anyone see this band on saturday afternoon, i think it was a school group mixed with older people, they were belting out pop songs and Christmas songs. They were superb. They were set up by Burtons in the pedestrian section of the high street. Their lead guitarist was quite young...
  15. * ORM *

    Any Westleigh Junior Old Boys or Girls Here ?

    Sad to report the demise of Mr Coleman last week; without doubt the nicest (but firmest when needed) teacher I&#39;ve ever met. Last seen at a School open day a couple of years ago and still managed to name every ex-pupil he came into contact that day and provided a few anecdotes about each one.
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