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punishments

  1. Time to discard the coloured cards

    For a while now I have thought that a yellow and a red card were insufficient to determine the severity of numerous types of fouls in games; after Saturday at Gillingham I feel even stronger that something needs to be done. Why can we not have a RANGE of punishments shown by a value rather than...
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    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Rule changes for this season.

    There's a few rule changes coming in this year. Particularly like the retrospective punishments for players feigning injury to get an opponent sent off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33783861
    • Trucking shrimper
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    • bbc blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division ive league two npower football league punishments rate real football retrospective roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. southchurch

    Suitable punishments for moshni

    He should be pushed off the end of the gassworks jetty and made to swim to the end of the pier. Then his pants should be pulled down and a photo taken of his shrivelled up gonads. This should be printed in programme for next home game.:moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon...
    • southchurch
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    • Replies: 60
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Fight In Tottenham

    Anyone see crimewatch last night? Absolutely shocking. In Tottenham High Road, a few guys are hanging about after a night out, some are sitting down, looks like they are waiting for a taxi. One is staggering about and clearly drunk, he steps back without looking and knocks into a coloured...

  5. ESB's Champions League Run Down

    It's that time of year again. The time when the Giants of European football clamour together for one big orgy of tactical football and self-congratulation. yes, it's the Champions League group stages, and here is my run down of the groups and who to look out for. Group A On the face of it...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. Rusty Shackleford

    Free Speech? Not Here Mate

    As a Jewish person, I found the internet postings of Simon Sheppard and Stephen Whittle regarding holocaust denial extremely offensive, but do such things really warrant a five year jail sentence? And why have harsh punishments such as these not been meted out to Islamist hatemongers? Here's the...
  7. ldnfatso

    Breaking News Union paying players wages!!!

    http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sport/football/article-1165564/Union-pay-players-wages-Darlington-Stockport-Chester-Bournemouth-12-clubs-face-administration.html Union to pay players' wages at Darlington, Stockport, Chester and Bournemouth as 12 clubs face administration By Joe Bernstein Last...
  8. Southend_Lady

    Being told off by your parents - sayings/phrases/punishments

    After just having to tell BLUEBLOOD on another thread - "if you cant say anything sensible then dont say anything at all" , it reminded me of all the annoying sayings my mum and dad used to use when I was younger. "Im sick and tired of this" "You just wait until your father gets home"...
  9. Matt the Shrimp

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    <span style='color:navy'>Slipperduke's Slippery Column #9 There's something inherently funny about the Far Right. They've been preaching their flimsy master-race doctrine for years, unaware that when your knuckles graze the pavement as you walk, you're not really in a position to talk about...
    • Matt the Shrimp
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Napster

    Ricky Otto

    Now working for the probation service in Coventry... 'Jermaine Pennant can be a role model for youngsters - just like me' says reformed bad boy Ricky Otto! By Ian Clarkson 06-July-05 Former Birmingham midfielder Ricky Otto, who knows a thing or two about transgressing the law, has told...
    • Napster
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  11. Leicester

    Just reported losses of 3.48 million having been relegated from the Premier&#036;hite. What really bugs me is that they came out of admin having got promoted and signed shed loads of rubbish players for big money - get relegated and are in the same mess again&#33;&#33; In an age where clubs are...

  12. Hull fans

    Some of the chants that the Hull fans were singing during their match agaisnt QPR were sick and totally out of order such as &#39;Not enough londoners were killed in the bombings&#39;. sick c%&amp;ts. I feel they need harsh punishments for this. I know you cant take it out on all their fans but...
    • (S)(U)(F)(C)
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    • londoners punishments singing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. First Team Back In Training

    First Team Back In Training Is it me or do a few players look overweight after the summer break, especially Bart Griemink. Still I like the discipline system set out by Brush and Tilly, and the punishments for turning up late to training. Well Bramble will be having more fines than hot dinners
    • Benfleet_Blue
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    • bart dinners especially punishments southendunited tilly
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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