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  1. Southchurch Park

    There's a circus in the town,and I don't mean Barry Fry There was a sex attack in Southchurch Park 11.15 Thursday night. Police kept the detail a secret till 5.30pm on the Tuesday evening after. I checked the CDRP crime updates http://www.southendcdrp.co.uk/crime_updates.php Top latest news was...
  2. Hotman

    BBC News - prostitutes

    section on bbc news this morning said that prostitution is a lonely job. To me - it seems like the only job where you get to meet loads of people, and truly get to know your clients. Is being a brass a lonely job?
  3. South Bank Hank

    Holborn Station

    Argument settler. A simple word but how do YOU pronounce it? "One ticket to 'Ho-burn...' please" "Two tickets to 'Hole-born...' please" "Another ticket to 'Hole-burn' please" Gags about igniting prostitutes and rings of fire not required. Thanks.
  4. Slipperduke

    Nothing To Love At Team England

    So farewell, John Terry. Stripped of the captaincy for stripping his mate's girlfriend, and several other people's girlfriends by the sounds of it, we shall not see his like again. It's all so thoroughly grubby and pointless and it's a massive blow for England's chances of summer glory. Terry...
  5. Slipperduke

    Prove You're Not A Cheat

    As Cristiano Ronaldo lay on the frozen turf at St James Park watching a chorus line of tiny birds circling his head, I wonder if he had time to ponder the irony of his situation. After years spent convincing referees that he had been fouled when he hadn't, he now finds himself being cynically...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  6. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Here we go again (Jeremy Clarkson)

    Jeremy Clarkson is in hot water after linking truckers with the killing of prostitutes on Sunday nights Top Gear.....apparently over 200 complaints have been made about the comments. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3374093/Jeremy-Clarkson-in-new-BBC-standards-row.html Have People got ferk all...
  7. SUFCEssex

    A few funnies

    Clearing out my desk at work and found the jokes below they are old. What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who: comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says "you're next fatty." Man walks into the bedroom...
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    • bedroom dru packing perfume prostitutes
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. adam3811

    prostitutes

    thought this was quite funny after seeing it in the paper the other day.. http://myherooftheday.com/?p=407

  9. Prostitution

    Interesting debate on 5 Live at the moment, and I'm quite suprised the number of men who admit to using prostitutes. Just wondering (and it's anonymous obviously) if any posters have dabbled... I don't think I could and fortunately never been in a position where I've felt I've needed to.
  10. DTS

    Easiest profession

    Me and the lads were having a debate as to which is the easiest proffesion to get hold of birds from. Personally I reckon its Air Hostess......Mainly because there are loads down this way. Anyone get any other thoughts and please dont say Prostitutes as it wont be funny.
  11. pickledseal

    Legalising Prostitution

    After more bodies keep being found, and the usual debate evolves on here about capital punishment (sorry but *yawn*), I thought I would take it in another direction... George Bernard Shaw was once quoted as saying that the original Jack the Ripper did what scores of socialists had failed to...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Friday Jokes

    What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." ----------------------------------------------------------- Man walks into...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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