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Best comment you've heard at the Hall ;
Randomly my eldest asked me this question the other night. I have heard plenty in my time but after a bit of thought I selected a quip from the mid 90's. I was in the West Stand that day, and please forgive me for not remembering the opposition, all the dialogue or even the 'target', but...- jaffa1
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Pause for breath...
So the mighty Blues have no game this week and we have bumper news stories breaking about the London Soccerdome. It's always interesting to see stories about our club that are newsworthy on a national basis and I think it's also quite interesting to see the slant that us Zoners put on it...- fbm
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The Last 12 months of the Prediction League
In the brief pause between the World Cup and the start of the new season I thought it me worth a quick review of the last eventful twelve months and gave praise again to the winners. It was a year ago that the Prediction League was split into four sessions each one of about 13 matches. First...- DoDTS
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- Forum: Pete's Prediction League
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Bobby Robson - almost
Is it true that you’ve twice been approached about the Southend manager’s job? (I remember the Express running the story about 10 years ago!) Bernie Friend, Leigh on Sea Yes, I was, you know. [A long pause]. I’ve been offered the Westend [er, that’s Southend, Sir Bobby] job twice. Now where was...- Napster
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Traditions for the new stadium....???
In the new stadium I would like to put forward an (work in progress!) idea that we start a tradition. As our team, at this time of year, visits the local hospital to raise some cheer to all the kids stuck therein, would something along these lines be fun in mid December...- dashman
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Jose - Up Close and Personal
Jose Mourinho smoulders. I wanted to get through this feature without writing anything that might worry my new wife, but there you go, I’ve blown it in the first line. But he really does. He smoulders. He walks into the sweaty, over-crowded press room and sits there in front of the lights...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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BBC sport blog on our troubles
Not sure if its already been posted somewhere, but anyone who is a little unclear of the deadlines and HMRC dealings, this BBC sport blogger has done a little article on us as well as cardiff city; Southend, said the HMRC's man, were a "habitual defaulter", "plainly insolvent" and "must be...- SS5
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- Forum: Strategy, Finances & Development: Future of SUFC
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Phone Call
Shamelessly nicked from another forum... **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mummy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't...- Interpol Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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SZ Novella - Chapter Five
Chapter Five - Red Sky At Night, Stokes' Delight Ricey sprinted down the back-alley, feet slipping and sliding on the wet concrete as he went. The sound of a gunshot echoed off the walls and he instinctively ducked, almost falling to the ground. Reaching the end of the passageway, he turned...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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London Tube
A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to...- shrimper loz
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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World Series of Poker
Finished this morning in London after a mammoth final table session. John Juanda eventually managed to beat the painfully slow (at times) Stanislav Alekhin. The Russian had played extremely well to build up a solid chip lead but after Juanda had bullied some of Alekhin's raises, it came down...- sufcintheprem
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Battle of the Sitcoms - Round Two (Heat 3)
After yesterdays rather one sided affairs we have a couple PAUSE FOR POXY FIRE ALARM - STANDING OUTSIDE IN THE P!SSING RAIN FOR HALF AN HOUR !!!!!! - a couple of closely matched shows today First up I'm Alan Partridge (seany t) vs Steptoe and Son (canveyshrimper) Both favourites of mine...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Gary Hooper update
Over here in Hereford United land we are waiting for further news about Gary Hooper. Do any of you have any news? There seems to be a long pause since Graham Turner confirmed we had upped our bid.- Hereford Bull
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Football v Rugby
Football v Rugby click here Have a pause at 33 seconds, just as the guy goes to get the ball of Josh Lewsey – is that a Southend shirt I spy in the background?- CSBLUE
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Wrong Quiz Answers
QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...- Interpol Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Things I hate about DJ'ing...
While Friday and Saturday night were awesome fun... it also re-itterated to me the things i dislike about the job.. If any of you have ever done these things to a DJ... shame on you! Punter - Can you play this tune my mate made Me - hmmm, usually i wouldnt, but as its early doors and theres...- Davros
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Clickety remote thingy
Stolen from the new Adam Sandler movie 'Click'. What would you do if you could pause, slow down, fast forward and generally bugger around with time. I'm going to ponder this one as the possibilities are endless Over to you lot........- Bielzibubz
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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BlogMusik
I have come across the following website which allows you to listen to a whole host of songs free from your machine via an IPod type display (note that Blogmusik is still in BETA). www.blogmusik.net There is a review about blogmusik on: http://jaypeeonline.net: Blogmusik is a new site that...- Guest
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Blackpool
Quick points: Blackpool fans were great, had a good chat with some of them before and after the game. They are being screwed by Oyston who won't sell up to a consortium with cash to spend. Blackpool is a dirty, rusty, peeling, faded craphole of a town it makes Southend look prosperous and...- Shrimp in a Kilt
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Tuesday laugh
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician...- sufc_stu
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- Forum: Homer's Bar