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  1. Tangled up in Blue

    Snowden-plea for pardon

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/13/edward-snowden-why-barack-obama-should-grant-me-a-pardon I'm a huge fan of Edward Snowden's. I believe his plea for pardon should be granted by Obama but probably won't. Comments?

  2. Pardon?

    When you think you've heard it all, along comes.... http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/06/new-zealand-man-found-guilty-of-pulling-out-lovers-teeth-during-sex
  3. RobM

    New airport mentioned in Echo

    6 runway airport off Sheppey - i.e. near Southend pier! Any mileage (pardon the pun) in this scheme? What about the boat in the Thames that's full of explosives - or is that myth?
  4. ldnfatso

    2010 Celebrity Dead Pool

    Ok, here it is. Same rules as 2009. Each entrant picks 5 Celebrities or Famous People(All Alive now). If they are a bit obscure then a wiki link to prove who you mean is needed. They must be real people ie: not TV characters. Deadline (pardon the pun) is 1/1/10 after which i'll get the thread...
  5. Tangled up in Blue

    From which train trip in Britain can you see the most football league grounds?

    Series: The KnowledgePrevious | Index A Knowledge special!From which train trip in Britain can you see the most league football grounds?Trainspotting meets football trivia: welcome to the Knowledge's very own perfect storm of nerdvana. Click here for our all-singing, all dancing interactive map...
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  6. DTS

    My best mans speech.

    Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...
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  7. CC51DAS

    Our Disciplinary Record

    Am I the only one who is beginning to find our disciplinary record a bit of an embarrassment? As I said on another thread it was a lack of discipline that cost us the game last night. Players should have it drummed into them that two footed lunges will result in them being sent off - referees...
  8. DTS

    Is there any shame in having a Thai Bride?

    I have not really had much experience of Thai Brides myself but in the past two days I have become aware of them more and more. First off had a customer come in yesterday looking for a remortgage. Seemed a bit weird on the phone and as always when I asked for his partners name he said "I will...
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  9. CC51DAS

    Matt Harrold back in the groove on Saturday ?

    If no Leon - see other thread - which seems at least 50/50 right now , then surely Matty has to be recalled to at least the bench on Saturday . Without him there is no-one to hold the ball up and bring the midfield into play . ChasMac looked like a lost lamb ( pardon the pun last Saturday...
  10. DTS

    Ben vs Dave - Should men shave there pubic areas?

    Ben and I are at logger heads having done the "How Gay are you test". I have already got the right camel as I am 33% Gay and Ben is only 10% gay which is pretty wrong. We did the test again answering the same questions and a shocking stat came to light. Ben at the age of 32 has never trimmed...
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  11. DTS

    If your son was Gay?

    Got on the train last night and saw a bloke that I havent seen in years. He used to play in goal for my saturday team and was about always a moody ******* all be it a top keeper. Anyway had a good chat with him and as you do I asked about his son. His reply shocked me. Basically his son has...
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  12. DTS

    Percentage of your "partners" you would class as a result.

    Having just come back from a stag weekend last weekend in Edinburgh the lads and I had plenty of time to chat. Over a beer a beer on the first night we got talking about who had done the most sexual partners. Sure we have all done it before. Then one of the lads asked a good question. "What...
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  13. J

    CS J's Round up of events at Layer Road..

    Good day Ladels and Gentlespoons, i have returned from a swift pint in the spread eagle, to chew over the day.. and the goings on and happenings of the day... the story begins, at 11:28 as smiffy gives me a text, "Im outside".. i run down the stairs, and answer the door.. I said...
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  14. Spurs' dodgy day

    well, spurs had an off day. Pretty weird stuff, at midday their game was set to be called off cos over half their squad woke up with food poisoning, they were given the option of a 2 hour delay but declined it and then they lost 3-2, missing out on the Champions League. it all seems a...
  15. Matt the Shrimp

    Winter Olympics

    So, with the Winter Olympics coming up, what will everyone be watching... or does the snow and ice leave you cold? (Pardon the pun) As I've discovered, there is now a reason to watch the speed skating - Anni Friesinger's thrups. Marvellous.  I also rediscover my Canadian passport and...
  16. SUBBlue

    Have YOU voted for Daryl...?

    Pardon me if you've been reminded a billion times before but.... VOTE FOR DARYL AS PFA FANS PLAYER OF THE MONTH NOW!!! Not so long ago,young Daryl Flahavan was a poor wee non-league Goalie living on the breadline but thanks to your generosity he is now a flourishing, strapping...
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  17. Tackling my Demons by Stan Collymore

    “There are two occasions in my career that made everything I have gone through worth it”. As I stood there, my mind started to turn. Was he talking about Kirsty Gallagher, I would. Or maybe it was one of the other beauties he had bedded. “The other game I cherish having being part of was...
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  18. today's evening echo:ron martin

    excellent reply to bernie friend, he was spot on everything. it is good to have a builder,ehm, pardon, a chairman like him
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