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  1. yogi bear up the cagire

    Up and running in france as well

    My French side Toulouse football club started theri campaign in pouring rain (didn't I just know it as I was packing up my soggy things not far from the ground!). Worth sharing this video for two incredible and similar toulouse free-kicks. Think Saint-Etienne may have a bit of work to do on...
  2. Cricko

    You have Two Cows.

    TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga} SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Boxes or Packing Cases

    Moving house at the end of the month and wondered if anyone has any removal boxes I can borrow for a while. Cheers.
  4. Cricko

    SZ Facebook account

    For those of you not on the SZ Faceache account ( And if not, why aren't you?) this is the best post we have ever received out of the Blue. :hilarious: Agro Exporter Bd Dear Sir/Madam, We are one of the largest exporter of all varieties of SHRIMP from Bangladesh working for long time in this...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Razam

    Anyone good at writing Business Proposals *cough-begging letter-cough*??

    I know the likelyhood of anyof these taking over is very remote, but....
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Cricko

    Draws and Results

    Ok Chaps and Ladies..Here is the draw for the first round....Heats start Tomorrow the 6th. 2 Heats per day discounting weekends. Please remember YOU must post at least a video or some copy as to why your nominee is the best (the content can be from wiki or anywhere else)..Anybody failing to do...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. DTS

    Signings that got you excited but sadly failed to deliver.

    I personally am at fever pitch for the new season. The signings of Harris and Johnson(and to a lesser degree the Palace chap) have really got me going. However I cant help but think that not all these wonder signings actually turn out good. I am looking for a list of players that really got us...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Slipperduke

    Brown Falls On Sword

    It's all over. Talks have broken down, Brown is packing his bags and the world's most ill-suited coalition is free to take effect. The next few months should be very interesting. I give it six months before the inevitable divorce and another General Election.
  9. The General

    Like Programme's?! Collect them?! Open This Thread

    Evening all, The lovely other half has literally a box full (and its pretty damn big!) of Southend United programme's! They are going to be chucked out come Monday, unless one my fellow Zoners pipe up and request they would like them!! A fee!? Dont be silly. Well, unless it turns out there...

  10. Coleman Cast Into the Championship Graveyard.

    Another season in the Premier League graveyard grinds to a halt and Chris Coleman departs Coventry, charged with the heinous crime of failing to take them aboard the Barclays gravy train. Who’d be a manager in the Championship, eh? Such is the stature of the second tier of English football in...
  11. DTS

    Pikey/Cheap food that is actually ok?

    As many of you may recall I took over the shopping duties from the Mrs about a year ago. It wasn't an easy decision for us to reach but it was the right one. The basic problem is I would spend say £100 and come back with loads of meats, pasta,rice,veggies etc - where as the Mrs would come back...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Benfleet A1

    Kids Just Don't Know Their Born

    While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
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    • afford bedroom beloved brough burn contribute description ead easyjet eating imagination kidney limb money packing pathe phrase porn prepared ran science stones supply tents toss town underpants wives youth
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Moving House

    Looks like our chain is finally complete, plus we have a potential move date of 1st Sept. We plan on doing all the packing ourselves, but want to use a removal firm to do the rest. Still staying in Leigh, so I wondered if members of the Zone could offer any recommendations for removal companies...
  16. Slipperduke

    Spain Stunned By Yanks

    USA 2-0 Spain Altidore 25 Dempsey 73 Last week the American football team could have been forgiven for packing their bags in advance of an early exit. Beaten in a tight encounter with Italy and then thrashed to within an inch of their lives by Brazil, their only hope of qualification was to...
  17. Slipperduke

    Italy Stunned By Fiery Pharaohs

    Egypt 1-0 Italy Homos 40 It was the Brazilian legend Pele who once said that an African side would win the World Cup before the year 2000. Sadly, like most of Pele's predictions, it was about as accurate as a John Terry penalty. But if that vast continent can't yet produce a side capable of...

  18. One up front

    The reason for the defeat last night was that we handed the initiative to Leeds and allowed them to attack us (a la Chelsea) constantly from the kick off by playing only one forward and packing the midfield. The ball just kept coming back when we cleared it and this culminated in 2 goals in the...

  19. Two years ago today

    Yes its two years ago since that wonderful night when manu turned up with Rooney and Ronaldo in their team and were sent packing out of the League Cup by the mighty Blues. They should make the 7th November a bank holiday in Southend to celebrate that result.Think I will watch the game sometime...
  20. SUFCEssex

    A few funnies

    Clearing out my desk at work and found the jokes below they are old. What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?? The man who: comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says "you're next fatty." Man walks into the bedroom...
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    • bedroom dru packing perfume prostitutes
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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