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  1. OldBlueLady

    Junior Blues Christmas Party 2017

    Phew, another year, another Christmas Party, 26 members of the playing squad = 50 happy Junior Blues. A different venue for us this year - no more bowling, instead we went to Play football.net at the Chase School. An hour of outdoor activities with half the squad, followed by food and an...
  2. RHB

    Outdoor smoking

    I've given up smoking so this doesn't apply to me, but it does seem as if something which is legal in this country (whether you like it or not) is going to get another hammering or the next few weeks. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-33883188 What I do find hypocritical is the amount of...
  3. D.O.L.L.

    Southend United COE Tour of Germany

    Hi Everyone , just a quick post to let you know that shrimperzones own Luckyluca is off on another tour to Germany in the morning. Luca and 13 other boys are travelling to Karlsruhe a 550 mile trip to compete in the Rudi Fischer Tournament. They will face some tough opposition in a 2 day, 9 a...
  4. Smiffy

    Indoor/Outdoor Football Pitch Required For Winter U7's team

    So, to cut a long story short. I am now managing Southend Manor U7's. They are just starting out in their football careers and really need more training sessions. Unfortunately for reasons I won't go into, we have lost our slot at Southchurch Park on Weds eve's. So we really need an alternate...
  5. Question Any outdoor big screens in Southend showing the England game???

    Sorry if I've diverted from the subject of SUFC, but hey not much good news to talk about there! Does anyone know of any outdoor big screens being put up in Southend this Sunday for the England game? Supposed to be cracking weather! Come on Emgland!!
  6. BBQ etiquette

    Some more slight theft from sickipedia. quality though. like Women know your limits! We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of...
  7. ozzy-shrimper

    Men In Tesco

    This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us...
  8. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
  9. Bluesmanager

    Design A Pub

    OK, so, money's no object, and land and space are complete non-issues. What's the best possible pub you could ever come up with? Mine? Fossett's Bar will be located just down the road from Fossett's Farm, Southend on Sea, Essex. The bar will be tended by the guy who bartends at The Spread...
  10. GNH

    Womens World Records!

    Women's World Records Car Parking The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 63ft 2ins, equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on October 12, 1993. She started the manoeuvre...
  11. BoyWonder2

    Calling all SZers'...

    Guys and girls, Either on the 22nd or 23rd of this month, I am planning on taking a lucky lady on the London Eye at night, as will get to see Christmas lights from up there, plus going for a meal somewhere around there. I have mentioned this to a couple of friends who think its a good idea...
  12. Updown court

    Was reading the 'Home' supplement in the times yesterday when i stumbled across and article on updown court. It has 13 bedrooms, 20 bathrooms, 15 reception rooms, squas courts, gyms etc and is currently on the market for 70m. This all seems insane, even if you have that much to spend on a house...
  13. Davros

    BBQ Season

    Just got this as an email... > >After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up > >to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your > >memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the > >only type of...
  14. MrB

    Paddy's Day

    My usual Friday lunchtime hole was packed full of irregulars drinking Guinness and generally restricted my space, particularly annoying during my usual round of Golden Tee. Having said that, it's been busy most weeks due to our extended winter. Roll on the summer when they all sod off to...
  15. Why should i return?

    Greetings fellow 'zoners, I've lived in Australia now for 2 years and will never actually return to live, but have been toying with the idea of returning maybe next April to show off our expected baby ( 19th Dec )to our relatives. I have a choice For the 3 of us ( me, other half and...
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