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Well That's Put The Kybosh On That Then
If Miliband ever had any aspirations of ever walking through the big black door at No10 as Mr Boss Man I think it's safe to say warmonger and morally bankrupt profiteer Bliar has slammed another couple of nails in that particular coffin :thumbsup...- Bielzibubz
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- Forum: The Politics Forum
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F me, this took some balls.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/11/artist-nails-testicles-red-square-pyotr-pavlensky Ouchy.- MK Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Benefit Caps Kick In
Not before time either! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22148764 Sarah Burns, a single mother, told the BBC she would lose more than £90 of the more than £500 she receives every week.She said: "Obviously we will have to cut down on shopping bills. And we'll have to cut our use of gas and...- superblue24
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- Forum: The Politics Forum
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Question Clubs in financial difficulties
I see the BBC are reporting that Exeter cannot afford to keep some their existing players. I wonder how many teams in the division are financially clinging on with their finger nails. Southend ............. errrhhh, enough said already. Accrington - putting a team together on a pittance of a...- Rattus Norvegicus
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Nails ready for biting
I wonder how the players will react to the pressure on Wednesday night? I know from a personal point of view that I am very nervous about the game. I have been having these horrible nightmares that Mosh will get red carded at some stage and Belford will make a horrendous mistake. I do think...- southchurch
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Fantastic League 2
League 2 this season is fantastic for supporters and it really annoys me when people slag it off. Just look at the top and bottom of this league and see how exciting the end of the season will be. I think any one from Acrington in 13th will be hoping they can still make the play offs and from...- southchurch
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Who will prove to be the best Dave Martin.
Old Dave Martin was one of my first heroes. For those of you that never saw him you missed a big strong defensive minded player who could win headers at will and was as hard as nails. He was never the most gifted but he made up for that with his courage and will to win. New Dave Martin has more...- DTS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Draws and Results
Ok Chaps and Ladies..Here is the draw for the first round....Heats start Tomorrow the 6th. 2 Heats per day discounting weekends. Please remember YOU must post at least a video or some copy as to why your nominee is the best (the content can be from wiki or anywhere else)..Anybody failing to do...- Cricko
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Typical night at the Community Stadium
Saw this on Football 365. Always nice to have a chuckle at the neighbours...- palexander
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The beginning.
OK, the shock to remove Tilly as our manager was felt as much by me as by anybody on here. I suppose the quantity of messages on here in support of Tilly was to be expected, as is the anti-Ron stuff. I honestly didn't think he would actually get rid of Tilson unless we had an appalling start to...- fbm
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Kids Just Don't Know Their Born
While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...- Benfleet A1
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Man from Uefa. He say Okay.
Strikers around the world rejoice! You can indeed feign a collision with a goalkeeper, be awarded a penalty, and even escape punishment when replays show you for the cheat you are. UEFA bowed to Arsenal's appeal and today retracted Eduardo's two-game ban levied at him in the wake of his antics...- EastStandBlue
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Hard as...
... ****ing nails. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/article2397415.ece- J
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Favourite Funny Scenes from Films/Comedies
As an antidote to all the doom, gloom and civil unrest on the main board, what are your favourite funny scenes from films? Scenes that make you smile just thinking about them. I'll start with one of mine - talking to a class of kids about life, Billy Crystal nails it: City Slickers - Billy...- Desert Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 0-2 Mk Dons
So, the bubble has burst as i am sure most but the fanatical on here realised it most likely would. This game showed up our woefull inadaquicies across the whole side and whilst the loanees, as well as probably clarke too, start pondering next season with thier respective sides it will be no...- bertiebigbanana
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The Shrimperzone Totty Cup 2009 Thread
Hold this space, this will begin later today when SBH is back from having his nails done.- Cricko
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Why Men are Never Depressed
Found this on another forum (family friendly so there shouldn't be anything wrong with this but mods, feel free to edit, delete or what have you) WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is...- Bluesmanager
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My best mans speech.
Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Nine Inch Nails
Sorry if this is old news to some, but it's new to me. Nine Inch Nails have released an album for download, absolutely free. It's not even a "pay what you think it's worth" type arrangement. It's available in a range of formats, right up to 24-bit FLAC lossless and contains some very decent...- Sussex Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar