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  1. Jam_Man

    Run Fat Boy Run - 'Running'.

    Im 46, until I was 30 I weighed under 9 stone, couldnt put an ounce on. Then my 30's came and now Ive peaked at 13 stone. Lost a stone a year or so go using slim plan but have put it back on, mainly because I now work from home most days so dont get any excercise whatsoever. As I was so thin...
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    • diet dont easier foo football havent ive mums rate similar
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Massimo Giovanni

    The Great British Bake OFF

    I love this programme, it has been interesting and mildly amusing IMO. I have checked contestants and from Essex there is a Lithuanian female body builder! ( Not too much British in her then). Standard seems to be 6 men, six women, some old, some mums, some grans, token...
  3. Tommy2holes

    How do you find out how old a house is?

    Me and the Mrs are moving into my mums old house in a few months. My mum has no idea how old it is. I'm guessing about 200 years old . Is there a way to put your postcode etc in somewhere and find out?

  4. Chairman's Cheque book Needed

    Please read article from the Echo web-site, especially the bold bit News By Stephen Hackwell A LEADING Tory’s claims that single mothers, alcoholics and drug addicts are damaging Southend High Street have been branded “unacceptable” by fellow Conservatives. Anna Waite said big chain shops...
  5. enfieldblue

    footballer's mums

    funny thing at work. doing training on this new computer thingy and the trainer spotted my southend mug. turns out that she's the mum of shamir mullings, a striker in the youth team - small world what??? is there some kudos in knowing footballer's mums, like knowing the milkman who delivered...
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division knowing league two mullings mums npower football league real football roots hall shamir shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football youth
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. DTS

    Question Taking young kids to football.?

    Mums and Dads, I am half thinking of taking my daughter to her first game on Saturday vs Northampton. We are staying at my Dads all weekend so I thought it made sense to give the wife a break and take my daughter to her first meaningful game. Her past SUFC experience is the away friendly at...
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    • blues dads dts turns sz into mumsnet english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two mums npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc support the home of football
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
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    • attempted auntie benn birth bone bullies ched chuck compared drawings fa cup fleet fortune headed hidden hills lumps meat mums nursery oil pain panda parenting pleasures punching qui removal ripping scissors ski somewhere stones stopped tacking taught teacher teachers test thundersley
    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. manor15

    eBay Description

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&afsrc=1#ht_1200wt_1165 [/SIZE][/FONT] :D
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    • asbo attract bra burger buyer cas collecting crack description easier equipped fitted fitting flock hidden inheritance innit length lidl mums neighbours outta patrol prick recover ridiculously spine tenants town
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Car insurance

    Hi all, I've been a named driver on my mums insurance for 7 years, no claims (3 points). I'm getting my own car in a few weeks but insurance is looking quite steep when searching on go compare. because i've been a named driver, but not policy holder i've not go any NCBs. Is it worth phoning up...
    • Pubey
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    • imo mums qui
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Car Insurance

    Starting to think about getting my own wheels. I've been a named driver on my mums car and my fiancees car, and it's never really made a big difference to their premiums. I'm 25, had license for 7 years. got 3 points 3 years ago, had 1 accident 3 years ago (other parties fault), I want to put...
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    • annoyingly faul mums qui
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. sufc_tom

    Help

    It's my mums 46th birthday beginning of october and I am soo stuck for ideas. Any help will be greatly appreciated!:)
  12. RickySUFC

    Joke

    Little boys goes into his mums room and asks "Is it wrong to have a willy ?" the mum replies "no whys that". The boys says because dads sweating like f*@k in the bathroom trying to pull his off.

  13. Alfie Patten, father at 13

    If you don't know the story, go here: When I was 12, I was more interested in my ZX Spectrum, and kicking around a football rather than trying to get my end away with girls. Absolute shame that kids seem to go from kids to young adults without the fun bit in the middle. I think kids get...
  14. DTS

    Question Taking toddlers abroad

    Mothers and Fathers, Mrs DtS and I are getting hitched in July. I know this will be a blow to a lot of you (Both men and women) but I am sorry you cant have me. Anyway as we have a 2 month old daughter who will for the mathmatically challenged amogst you be 9 months old on the day. Mrs DtS has...
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    • arter ched dads dts honeymoon kee mums somewhere starter suprise
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Hotman

    too late for battle of the tools...

    But Justin Fletcher from CBeebies is the biggest **** going he over exagerrates everything - and what makes it worse is that he is an MBE for ****s sake. all he does is prick around on tv like a ****. Imagine my horror, when googling to find out about him I came across this...
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    • multimedia mums prick snn tools
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Andy_Shrimp

    Working Away

    I had to go away at short notice the other week. I am self employed and do have to take the work where I can get it. I had to fly out to Dubai to look at a company and got back Thursday night. It was my choice as it was my weekend with the children. There was no way I was going to miss out...

  17. Parents - Teenagers or Toddlers?

    A question to all the Mums & Dads out there who have teenage kids. I was thinking the other day how much I love being a Dad to my kids (6, 4, & 2), and then started wondering if it all goes pear shaped once they hit puberty? There seem so many more things to worry about - drugs, fights, and the...
  18. Forever A Shrimper

    Wireless Internet...

    So, I got my Laptop back from the repair shop today and he had taken all my programs off of it becuase they were all messed up. This morning I installed a driver to allow my Belkin USB adaptor to work which it did, then when I plug in the USB it finds the network but gets stuck at "Acquiring...
  19. DTS

    My best mans speech.

    Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...
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    • ber bombing brad claimed deed dressed dru establishment faul fusion gentlemen hills humiliation lived mums nails pardon sensitive sentence sky sports spelling swears tropical
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Kent Shrimper

    Restaurant help

    Afternoon all I need some help, Its my mums 60th in 2 weeks and my Sister and I will be taking my mum out for Dinner on the Saturday night. There will be 6 of us and i wondered if anyone could suggest somewhere nice but not to posh? Cheers in advance Andy
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