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  1. Vacancy for Head Groundsman. Immediate Start

    As of this morning there is a vacancy for Head Groundsman at Roots Hall. Own push along mower would be an advantage.
    • McNasty
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    • blues cycle english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division groundsman hall league two mower npower football league real football roots roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 366
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Sponsor a Lawn Mower

    I have been asked by the Chairman of Great Wakering Rovers if I know anyone who could sponsor a sit-on lawn mower for this season. Any takers ?
  3. DTS

    Lawnmowers

    Morning All, My wife has tasked me with the mission of getting us a Lawn mower this weekend. I know nothing about them at all. Prices seem to range from dirt cheap to well expensive. Has anyone got any hints as to what features I should be looking at? Have yoy got one you can recommend? Tks DtS
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • features lawn lawnmowers mower
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    How to start a fight

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...
    • BLUEBLOOD
    • Thread
    • bedroom blowing channels ched curly dressed driveway dru ead fixed gas hasn lawn millionaire mower mph processed pulled realized reunion revealing scissors seated shirt somewhere thorn truck wallet warmed wore wouldn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. shrimper loz

    For all those mums out there!

    WHAT WE OWE OUR MOTHERS! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME...
    • shrimper loz
    • Thread
    • brough gene hypocrisy lawn mower mums religion roots science stamina taught
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. C C Csiders

    'tis the Season to be jolly!

    Just been to Homebase to get a replacement blade for my Bosch mower, as tomorrow is last mow of the year, until about July 2008 day, and couldn't find the blade I needed. I asked an assistant who told me "sorry! We are not stocking any at the moment, as it is an unseasonal item." Yet, looking...
  7. Wakering ShrimperMan

    My Team to Face Millwall

    GK Lee Turner - Looks good in the warm ups & more height then Darryl Fb Paul Brush - Never let anyone down, Give em a bollo**ing when required. Fb Dean Austin - Still better than what we got. and more pace. Cb Ricky Duncan - Nobody gets arounf Dunc. Cb Brian Wheeler - Another fat f*ck to...

  8. New B&Q

    ... open tomorrow and apart from the free Candy Floss, stilt walkers and face painters does anyone know what special opening offers are available ? I'm in need of a new Lawn Mower!
    • jstallan
    • Thread
    • candy lawn mower pain painters stil
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Vange Shrimper

    Proud to be British?

    Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything...
    • Vange Shrimper
    • Thread
    • battery bottles brits chocolate cigarettes didn diet faster fro fur furniture ish japanese kebab knives lawn mower parts pulling rink supermarkets suspicion
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. BoyWonder2

    Best Of British

    Best of British   Be very proud to be British Because:   Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.   Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy...
    • BoyWonder2
    • Thread
    • battery bottles britan britannia brits chocolate cigarettes didn diet ead faster fro knives lawn mower parts pulled pulling rink supermarkets toys
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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