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  1. Cheeky mouse

    We have moved in above my wifes restuarant and we seem to have lots of mice so i have put sachets of poison down and grain poison in pipes because they like dark places and i put nine small wooden traps out baited with mellon but one trap has been eaten twice with out setting it off so any...

  2. BOTB: To Kill a Mockingbird (Dannypav) Of Mice & Men (BanjoSaviola)

    B'jesus, two big guns of the literary canon....
  3. Matt the Shrimp

    Egg Fried Mice

    Have any of you dined or had take out recently from the Dragon Palace Chinese Takeaway, on the London Road in Westcliff-on-sea, just along from The Plough...? If so, you might not want to look at this article... clicky Oh dear. :sick:

  4. Shrimperzone to decide

    Ok, in response to Aberdeen's assumption that Queen/Bowie's Under Pressure can be classified as a one hit wonder and mine that it can't due to the obvious fact they've had plenty of hits apart, can it really be classifed as a "One Hit Wonder" or has the world gone mad with POLITICAL CORRECTNESS...
  5. Napster

    Greek rural postmen wins book title

    LONDON (Reuters) - "Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers" benefited from a late surge in public support to win the title on Friday of oddest book title of the past 30 years, The Bookseller magazine said. The book -- a comprehensive record of Greek postal routes by Derek Willan --...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. J

    I have Just Murdered...

    A mouse, and buried 2 others - ****ing cat. Go out at lunch time in the garden, what lays before me? A MOUSE.. called (fred) with 2 broken back legs but still breathing, and pretty much with it. The C..unt looked me in the eye, before i had to dispose of the poor sod. I thought it was pretty bad...
  7. Harold Bishop Killer

    Nusery Rhymes For The Modern Era

    Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun-Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It...
  8. TrueBlue

    TBTV Mouse Death Exclusive

    Over the past week we have discovered we have had mice in the office, so I put some poison out mwhaha! so I am sitting here this afternoon and this mouse appears in the middle of the floor doing a death scene from a film like saving private Ryan! Anyhow I just cant help but play God a and...
  9. Smudger

    The Squirrel and The Grasshopper

    >>REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: >> >>The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, >>building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the >>winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and >>plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm...
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    • abandoned airport attempted axes bbc bombing burglary ched cos cultural diversity ead failing finds finishing fro fur grasshoppers hasn hijacked ish laden laughs mice minister money multi multicultural newly overcome peoples probation ran rants rate representing res salmon seized shelter singing squirrels taxi temporary trauma worker
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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