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  1. C C Csiders

    Faul McCartney

    Now, as we are all very well aware the original Paul McCartney was decapitated in a car crash in November 1966 and replaced by a (vague) lookee-likee, albeit with a different shaped face thanks to M15 intervention. Obviously the clues were all there in Beatles songs, album covers and...
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    • beatles faul intervention mccartney rate sinister unknown
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Cricko

    Any budding journalists out there?

    Hi John, Appreciate your help on this, Southend fans are proving one of the hardest to find so far. Cheers, Aidan I am looking for a Southend supporter who would be interested in representing the Shrimpers on an established football site by writing unique content on a regularly basis...
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    • blues cas english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two mccartney npower football league proving real football representing roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football voice
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Thorpe Groyney

    Chipper's Guide To F1 Stars

    My lad, in his infinite wisdom, is commemorating his 14th birthday by writing an a-b-c guide to the 2010 Formula One racing season. Now, normally, with petrolheads, they look and sound particularly trainspotterish about the sport. He, though, isn't. This is some of what he's written so far on...
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    • barlow beatles carefully fernando fusion hamilton mccartney nico ops petrolheads pork rene rubber
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Rusty Shackleford

    Best Sequence of Number One Singles?

    I recently downloaded a great music collection containing every UK number one single from 1952-2007. Obviously, there's copious amounts of crap in there, but I was stunned to find some truly incredible sequences of classic singles that hit the top spot in succession. These were my two favourite...
  5. Slipperduke

    McCartney Wins...

    ...The girl is his, by default.
  6. Rob Noxious

    Wagner Love is a footballer, but...

    Wagner Love (of CSKA Moscow) is a footballer... but he sounds like he should be a musician. Anymore for anymore, eg Neil Lennon, George McCartney...
  7. Slipperduke

    Kicked To the Curb

    There's never a dull moment in the EPL. Just 24 hours after the farcical scenes at St James Park, Alan Curbishley nipped in ahead of Kevin Keegan to become the first manager of the season to leave his club, resigning after an unhappy spell at West Ham. The history books will hint at a short...
  8. Yer Blues

    FAO Beatles Fans

    Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce the Global DVD Release of 'All Together Now' on June 24 Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce The Global DVD Release Of 'ALL TOGETHER NOW' On June 24. PICTURED, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: Yoko Ono Lennon, Sir George...
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    • backroom barbara beatles bin borne combined complex contributions copies cos destroyed differences dts explore extras faced features filmed grammy harrison ive junction length mccartney multi music physical pictured production rack rate roles stereo tents theatre wasn wills
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. MrB

    (McCormack) Macca v Mucca

    In a late change to the settlement, Paul McCartney will also have to give his ex-wife a plane. The judge also announced he should buy her a razor so she can shave her other leg too. Apologies.... :zip:
  10. C C Csiders

    Yeah! Like she deserves it!

    Heather Mills-McCartney's divorce settlement. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7300931.stm
  11. OldBlueLady

    The Brits

    Surprised not to have seen any references to it anywhere or was everyone watching football elsewhere? FWIW, my opinion was that a certain lady tried to hijack the whole proceedings and turn it from a family affair into a one woman show and failed miserably. And what was with her face? She...
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    • ant brits carr didn disappearing dreadful foo ish mccartney reeves references sings
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Birthday No. 1's

    It's my 40th birthday in May, and Mrs BB has set me a task of finding out which songs were number 1 on each birthday, and my God there's been some rubbish. Can anyone match any of these corkers ? 1975 Tammy Wynette - "Stand by Your Man" 1980 Mash - "Theme From M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless)"...
    • BILLERICAY BLUE
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    • candy christians dover foo holly jerome kee marsden mccartney rubbish
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. adwebb16

    Shrimpers Vs Wet Spam Matchday thread!

    So the line ups are as follows: Southend: Flahavan, Hunt, Hammell, Clarke, Barrett, Gower, Maher, Bailey, Black, Harrold, Hooper Wet Spam: Green, Neill, Ferdinand, Gabbidon, McCartney, Noble, Ljungberg, Bowyer, Etherington, Zamora, Bellamy A sign of Tillys first team? Perhaps Francis to...

  14. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
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    • 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted barrett beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury metal michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. overseas shrimper

    Paul McCartney

    Anybody heard Paul McCartney's new album 'Chaos And Creation In The Back Yard'? Ron Manager, do you have any thoughts? I heard about the album being produced by Nigel Godrich (Radiohead's producer) and that piqued my interest. I'm not a fan of Paul McCartney's stuff as...
  16. TrueBlue

    Some Jokes....

    The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me shag you for a pound?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman...
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    • afterwards bathroom bedroom clumsy dining disease entered gays mccartney pause qui stool sucked tone
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Fat Bastid's

    Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping, He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe. However, Heather is doing her housework a couple of days later, and she finds it So she phones up Paul, and says "That's...
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