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  1. steveo

    F1 2017

    British GP under threat as usual, new cars new wings and a retired World Champ. This was interesting re Williams driver line up: "They needed a driver over 25 years of age to replace Bottas because their title sponsor, the drinks giant Martini, cannot use two drivers under that age for its...
  2. CC51DAS

    Breaking News Ronnie Martini wins prestigous Football League Chairman of the Month award for March

    Well this is a turn-up ! Ron must have has beaten some tough competition. He seems pleased - apparently award to be presented at Wembley. Chairman Ronnie has issued a Statement and as I can't get the link to work I have posted it on here: "Club Statement" Some decisions in Life are...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Sturrock's longevity

    Just noticed that Luggy is now in the Top 20 longest managers in the league. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_Football_League_managers I remember Tilly being up in the Top 10 easily. Good stuff Luggy (and Ronny Martini), that list clearly shows that good clubs are built on...
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    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Is Ron being advised?

    Ok, so we haven't heard from Ronny Martini for a long time. He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who can sit back and not say anything. In the past we've had Q&A's, blogs etc etc. I, like many welcomed these, even if he did make promises he didn't/couldn't keep, and he may well have lied (I...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. CC51DAS

    Winding up hearing

    Here we go : Let's hope Ronnie Martini 's got the dosh Companies Court Winding Up List Wednesday 14th April 2010 It is emphasised that the following list is provisional and subject to change until 4.30pm. Any alterations after this time will be telephoned or emailed direct to the...
  6. CC51DAS

    Question Which players have the talent and commitment to save us from relegation ?

    All very well blaming Ronnie Martini for being late with the wages and Tilly for a lack of tactical nouse/motivation but who from the current squad is going to display the qualities to rise above the difficulties and save us from dropping into the abyss? Last season Dorian Dervitte and to a...

  7. Restaurant recommendation

    Had one of the best meals I've ever had out yesterday at Christopher's American Grill and Martini Bar, near Drury Lane. http://www.londontown.com/LondonInformation/Restaurant/Christophers_American_Grill/90a7/ Take the missus next time you're in London, superb food and very reasonably...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Rob Noxious

    'Karaoke Capers'

    I was a bit of a late convert to 'Karaoke Capers.' In the early nineties, I could be seen grimacing and tutting in the corners of various hostelries, muttering about the murdering of The Clash's 'Should I Stay...' by misbegotten meatheads and generally being a bit of a misery when the wannabee...
  9. Groyne Strain

    We're Proud Of You - Go On England

    So here we are, the final twist of the most amazing rollercoaster ride that has been the 2007 Rugby World Cup. England - your England, my England, everybody's England - have been knocked from pillar to post, criticised, attacked, pilloried, derided, laughed at written off from all quarters...

  10. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. canada shrimper

    a little gem

    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them. "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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