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  1. Making immunisations mandatory

    What with the rise of measles across the country after the **** stirring by the "popular" media and that shyster Andrew Wakefield, should the immunisation of all children become mandatory? Punishable by a nice big fine of the threat of a spell inside may entice those who think that they're being...
  2. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Buying a boat advice

    I am going to buy a boat this spring/summer and would like some advice regarding pitfalls etc etc. Budget will be around £7,000 to £10,000 Purpose is predominately fishing but if i can get a boat with sleeping, cooking and toilet facilities that I could maybe spend a weekend or even week on...
  3. callan

    Lets save Spain

    Being deeply concerned by other posters comments regarding the current economic state of Spain as the Euro implodes on itself, I do not intend to stand idly by and watch things get worse. What is needed is a 'robust plan', put together by Zoners to save this once mediocre country from poverty...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • ban burn cos enjoyed ish itself jobs literature mandatory money printers proposals pubs sessions unemployed
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. southend4ever

    Friday Discussion - Abortion

    Should parental consent be required for underage pregnant women to have abortions? Teenage pregnancy is a stressful experience, and many people would agree that it would be sensible for a pregnant unmarried teenage girl to seek advice from a responsible adult. Parental involvement laws would...
  5. GBJ

    The Hayemaker's 1st defence...

    ...Of his WBA Heavyweight Title will finally happen over Easter Weekend at the MEN Arena in Manchester on April 3rd Right hand healed, highly charged and ready for action, David "The Hayemaker" Haye will be full of confidence going into his next fight. Just the thought of a super-fight...
  6. superblue24

    Found this on QPR's Messageboard

    Ok, so it was sent to me by someone on QPR's messageboard. I have to say that for the most part of this fan rant, I kind of have to agree! Of course, things are bad at QPR, so you can understand where this guy is coming from, but this is rage I have not witnessed very often!
    • superblue24
    • Thread
    • blowing bradford brooks chapter forever blowing bubbles ghost journos lineker liverpool lose mandatory money nameless pace pain properly ran sky sports tattoos
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  7. Hayemaker Fires His Warning Shots

    With his majority decision victory over Nikolai Valuev, David Haye duly delivered what he had promised, a shock to the system of the heavy weight division and a special warning shot to the Brothers Klitschko. He's cleaning this division of the rubbish that has populated it of late, and the...
  8. RobM

    Electrician query

    I know gas fitters have to be CORGI registered but is there any mandatory registration for electricians?
    • RobM
    • Thread
    • electrician electricians fitters gas mandatory
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
    • Rusty Shackleford
    • Thread
    • booze britons ched chief commissioner constables cops correspondent courtney criminal deed destroyed detectives dicaprio discover dressed exactly fingers folk following fur furniture guv hall hanks heathrow homophobia jet mandatory meat muslims officer officers olds pace political probation pulled pupil qui rate reminisce rhyming rock rolling sentenced shift slang solidarity somewhere thug town triple undercover vita wandsworth wells writer yar
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. chadded

    Solving this recession/economic slowdown malarky

    Now, I reckon I'd make a great Prime Minister, I'd model myself on Hugh Grant in Love Actually, mainly cos I'd belt Martine McCutchen, but anyway. So, solving this gloomy problem. Build prisons. 5 or 6 massive ones. Would take loads of people to build the things, then would create a load of...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • amounts cos jobs mandatory minister officer prime rape sentence
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Ref Watch Referees and things .....

    The general tirade of abuse directed towards the, on this occasion, hapless Mr Ward seems to have run over a couple of threads so I'll put my response in a seperate one. Whilst most of the criticism is undoubtedly justified, there is included amongst it, a number of inaccuracies and...
    • Mick
    • Thread
    • applies appointments behaviour deliberate mandatory outfield seperate stopped tracked
    • Replies: 63
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Slipperduke

    No Respect From Scolari

    Respect? Not at Stamford Bridge. Four wins on the bounce should be enough to cheer any manager up, but Luis Felipe Scolari still found reason to storm down the tunnel after his side's 2-0 win over Middlesbrough. It was assistant manager Ray Wilkins who was left to shake hands with the opposition...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • advised afterwards ant appalling attempted behaviour description florent heartbeat mandatory money nicolas outfit political prisoner ripping rubbish signal tacking tunnel unsavoury wasn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  13. Ref Watch Peterborough

    Referee Dean Whitestone from Northampton starts his third season as a Football League referee with his third visit to Roots Hall. His most recent visit was the 1-0 defeat against Carlisle in which his performance was probably better than the 8 cautions might imply. His other visit was in the...
    • Mick
    • Thread
    • assistants assisting hall league mandatory mclaughlin newly roots
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Rotherham move Ground

    They will now play at Sheffield's Don Valley Staduim

  15. The Bank letter :)

    Following on from Sam's letter to the bank .....:p Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing the cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account...
    • Cricko2
    • Thread
    • advised assets attitudes automated bedroom bra carefully caused copies cos dealings deposit dishonored establishment fiscal following fur guthrie mandatory menu mortgage music ongoing phone in refrain rethink twenty voice wish woody
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • applies arter assume brough carefully convicted cos description displays ell failing hollywood icke issued larger laser mandatory mistakes money mph offences officer officers physical prosecution roadside serial speeding starter stronger systems tear town utmost
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Steve Bennett

    I'm fully expecting plenty of stick for this post but why so much abuse towards Steve Bennett today. Up until the Maher incident there was no problems with the game. He had controlled it well with an early and fully justified yellow card for McCormack. Why on earth do people think that...

  18. Insureandgo

    Needed some insurance for me last minute holiday the other week so decided to give em a call. Not too bad just £9 although wouldn’t give me any sort of discount baring in mind each Saturday I walk around advertising their services. Anywho… met me mates out in Ibiza and mentioned the whole...

  19. Walsall

    I was under the impression that clubs are not allowed to charge away fans more than they charge home fans for the equivalent accomodation. At Walsall today we were charged £18 whereas the far superior lower tier of the home end (newer stand and no posts) was only £14.  How comes? Is the "rule"...
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