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  1. Bit of a Tammy Wnyette

    After years of trying I have come to the very heavy and painful decision to end my marriage which is something that I do not do lightly and I wonderedvif any zoner was a (can not spell the word solicitor) ***** but my tablet can. So in short i need help and advice on costs and what to do, how...

  2. Sex with the neighbour.

    As most of the more clued up zoners know i live in French France and as such have a french e-mail address and get a fair few spam mails about a lot of different things but as i live in France they are all in French but over the last week ive been getting up to 30 mails a day telling me my...
  3. Yorkshire Blue

    Which phone?

    I think it's about time I finally sort myself out with a proper smartphone. What phone would Zoners recommend and why. I expect I'd use it for e-mails, surfing Shrimperzone and taking the occasional photo. Actual useful advice welcome in addition to the usual joke suggestions of a Nokia 3210...
  4. yogi bear up the cagire

    Renewing blues player subscription

    Can anyone give me advice on a problem with renewing BP subscription? I have tried to pay a couple of times from France with a Visa card. On both occasions the transaction has frozen on a blank screen from netbanx stating that they were "Proceeding to authorise your...
    • yogi bear up the cagire
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football faul football football league fossets farm fourth division ish league two mails npower football league occasions partly real football renewing roots hall shrimpers similar soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football transaction visa
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Yorkshire Blue

    Question Inbox bingo

    I've just had a blitz on the number of e-mails in my inbox at work, but it's Friday afternoon and I now can't face filing away any more today. So I'll instead while away the time by asking how many e-mails have 'Zoners got in their inbox? I'll open the bidding with 2,159 in the inbox for my...

  6. Question Do you believe the climate is changing?

    In the next week thousands of politicians will be flying in to Copenhagen from all over the world to spend a few days telling the rest of us how things like flying are ruining the climate. e-mails leaked last week suggest that some of the scientists who have convinced politicians that climate...
  7. Ricky Otto

    Question Southend settlement???

    Just noticed on the weekly "blues insider" e-mail I get sent that the title is "Southend settlement". Going back through previous e-mails it is apparrent that the title is usually related to the first story in the e-mail. In this case however the lead story is on O'Donovan and how he's settling...
  8. The Flying Scotsman

    Mobile Upgrade

    My phone is getting a bit tatty so I'm looking at upgrading. Can't imagine i'll have too many difficulties getting any particular type of phone off O2, so just wondered what sort of phones are out there at the moment and which are good, bad, over-rated and what not. Not particulary arsed about...
  9. toellandback

    Spam e-mails

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.' 'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?' His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself...
  10. Aberdeen Shrimper

    If the Internet did not exist???

    I was watching some crap music channel on sky tonight with the wife and stumbled across a tune…….it did not really strike a cord with me until my ears perked up to one of the lines in the song, which was something like … “What if there was no internet” Got me thinking just how much I...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Can not recieve e-mails?????

    Brain picking time. Just set up an e-mail account on the laptop exactly the same as the one on our home PC....tested the account and it will send e-mail but not receive them. I have checked the pops address and it is correct. The exact same settings are on the home PC as are on the laptop so i...
  12. Winkle

    How anal is your boss!

    My boss as got to be the most anal person I know. He surrounds himself in paperwork and then moans that no one else is doing anything, He absoulutley loves an e.mail about totally cr@p much of it that does not even concern him in fact I reckon if he does not have at least 20 e.mails to open in...
    • Winkle
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    • blah dover ive ley mails shift significant
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Should I stay or should i go????

    After the abusive e-mails i have had from the odd couple of posters (you know who you are) saying i should quite ShrimperZone, it got me thinking, if i am not welcome then should I go. Please please do not see this as a blow smoke up my ar*se thread or batter me to death thread. I know that i...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • abusive folk headed mails qui
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Really Funy Youtube clip

    Was doing my monthly empty of large e-mails from Outlook and came across this Youtube clip a mate sent to me.... Watched it again and it still made me p*iss my self. If you have seen it before apologies, if not.....enjoy It kind of sums up the Americans arrogance and ignorance really. Click...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • arrogance ched funy mails
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Winkle

    Computer says no!!!

    The beloved switched on my P.C today and an error came up saying something like "A windows file is missing,system cannot start because of a corrupt file" or along thows lines. Any way it gave her the option to R to repair which she did and another menu came up giving her the option to resore...
    • Winkle
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    • beloved ched disk installed mails menu powerpoint products restored stalled
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Trying to track down a Pen shoot out game

    About 3 years ago on a Friday, me and a few of my pals scattered around the country used to play a penalty shoot out game that you could play on line. you simply take your shot and then it gets e-mailed to whoever you are playing, he then needs to save the shot...he then takes his shot and it...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • ive mails rack whoever
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Winkle

    The come clean thread!

    We have all done things in the past and sometimes regretted them, thats a part of growing up and being human, however have you ever done something just to get your own back on someone you really disliked. I will kick off with mine and make it blatently clear I dont regret what I did for one...
    • Winkle
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    • ant ban bogs boyfriend deed didn didnt foo lived mails slagging somewhere truths
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Smiffy

    Work @ Home Jobs?..

    Anyone doing one of these, or anyone found one that is actually legit? I keep getting lots of e-mails saying earn this, earn that, per hour working at home doing data entry etc, I've ignored, but part of me is curious to find out if they are real!.. They can't all be scams surely? :rolleyes:

  19. Ron Martin is a legend........

    Over the past couple of years or so i have sent and received various e-mails on various subjects with Uncle Ron....and i kind of sometimes forget that he is the chairman of my football club and just feel that i am talking to a like minded true Blues fan, but then again thinking about......... it...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • folk foo mails suppor
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Winkle

    Buying over the internet.

    I purchased an L.C.D. TV for my lad on november the 12th as a crimbo pressie. On setting the thing up on chritmas day, whenever you plugged a dvd player or his Xbox into the scart 1 ,the main picture started jumping all over the place. T.B.H I was not impressed with the tv and because it had...
    • Winkle
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    • arrange cos crimbo especially faul mails money similar supply xbox
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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