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  1. Slipperduke

    Rubbish Arsenal Fans

    This is the uncut version of a column for tomorrow's Irish Examiner. I have to strip out 125 words before I can file, but I wanted the full version to get read before I took the knife to it. These people, they really, really grind my balls. The Arsenal fans. Not the Irish. They're lovely...

  2. Things aint that bad at RH after all

    Reading this you realise things aint too bad at SUFC, this is an actual letter sent to Grimsby Town by a fan after a game this season, read on its very good........ Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Shrimper

    Grimsby rant

    :D Absolutely brilliant.
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    • afford bedroom beloved brough burn contribute description ead easyjet eating imagination kidney limb money packing pathe phrase porn prepared ran science stones supply tents toss town underpants wives youth
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. June 6th 1944 D-DAY

    I know it's tomorrow but thought I'd start the tributes now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPU4p7UQOtU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDEeO57PpLE I for one would like to thank everyone of those troops who risked life and limb, with many not making it, to keep this country free. R.I.P. to...
    • HUTTON
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. If Trafalgar was today..

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy!" Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "'England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation...
    • A Century United
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    • abolished admiral adverts ban barrier compensation crow didn diversity frenchman gender kiss limb menu multicultural refuse religious rope signal steel trafalgar visual wouldn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. duncan bulgaria

    Obama

    Seeing as he is the no 1 topic at the moment , i will go out on a limb and say he will be shot dead by some nut nut within the next 2 years .............just a hunch ???
  7. Slipperduke

    Chelsea

    You would think that, as the single most important match of their history looms up on the horizon, Chelsea might try to put a lid on the gossip and focus on the football, but nothing is ever that simple at Stamford Bridge. Faced with a choice of either (a) clarifying Avram Grant’s future or (b)...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. Harold Bishop Killer

    (NSFW 18+) Blonde Genies

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next...

  9. In Limbo

    Is anyone else like me, a bit scared of the future!?:confused: I've just realised that I'm hedging all my bets on getting one of two jobs that have come up and I'm applying for. I finish my course on Sept 3rd and am hoping that I can walk into a job just pretty much straight away (I'm applying...
    • Pubey
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    • ish jobs limb money
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. GrimmRobes

    One to Start the Weekend (week 9)

    As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Andy_Shrimp

    A Moral Dilemma

    Ok, Went out for a beer tonight and had a good time. I got chatting to this scouse girl sitting at a table in the bar and we got on really well. We had a good laugh and really seemed to get on with each other. We must have been talking for ages as the waitress in the wine bar had brought us...
  12. Bielzibubz

    What are the odds?

    I'm going out on a limb here and confidently predict the following. Tuesday 16th - 1-0 away win and the mighty Blues through to the next round of the FA Cup. Saturday 20th - 2-1 home win. Wednesday 24th - Southend Borough Council giving the green light to the development of our new home...
  13. Winkle

    Credit where credits due!

    As much as it  pains every limb in my sad 40 year old body, I cannot beleive the inbreds are doing so well, because at the start of the season they looked so ropey after four games but to everyones amazement they have turned it around! Perhaps not bringing in to many players in the summer as...

  14. Trafalgar

    Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): " England expects every person to do his duty...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
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    • abolished admiral adverts ban barrier compensation crow didn diversity ell frenchman gender kiss limb menu multicultural officer refuse religious rope signal steel visual wouldn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Friendly games ticket prices

    Is it just me or are the friendly ticket prices stupid prices,it would cost me £ 50 with my son to go and watch the games over a nine day period ? Surely s/t holders could have been given a free ticket to one of the games,or even better lower the prices as we know no one will go out on a limb...
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