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  1. Mad Cyril

    Sailing

    I have recently got into sailing and am hoping to purchase a laser or similar by the end of the summer. Any other sailors out there?
  2. Efe Sodje

    New Kit

    Does anyone know if next years kit will be made by Nike again? Looking at the new nike range templates and liking the Laser II http://www.footyheadlines.com/2014/01/nike-14-15-teamwear-kits-nike-2014-2015.html
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. RobM

    Band rehearsing wanted!

    Hi all, I have 2 sets of Par Bar lights, a laser and smoke machine. I'd like to rent them out to bands but initially need some photo's of the lights with a band. No matter what you play or how good you are, it wont show in the pic's! So, if you have a rehearsal and want some lights, let me know...
    • RobM
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    • laser money rehearsal rehearsing rent shrimpers
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    Laser Eye Surgery

    I'm off to London tomorrow for all my pre-op checks before having laser surgery on Tuesday Must admit to crapping myself a little so having a round of golf in the morning to take my mind off it Anyone here whos had it or thinking about it ?? i'll report back after assuming i can see :Scared2:
  5. CC51DAS

    Breaking News NASA in a flap over Nicky Bailey's penalty

    Just spotted this on the web. Its from NASA's website. Looks like Nicky could be in deep **** now :clap: News NASA Aids Forecasters Tracking Iceland Volcano Ash Plume 05.05.10 Click to enlarge The visible ash plume from Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano was captured by NASA's...
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  6. Slipperduke

    Life In Tottenham

    Grown men bounce into each other like rubber balls on the street outside, screaming incoherently at each other in beery ecstasty. At the front door, a woman tries desperately to light a cigarette in shaking hands, eventually giving up and asking the bouncer to help, tears of joy in her eyes. All...

  7. How much do you cost the NHS?

    Just got my bill in for the last years medical stuff,medicains,doctors,eye laser ops 9 of and it comes to a grand total of 6,680 euros,bearing in mind that my monthly insulin bill is over 500 euros its really not that bad. So what do you think your medical bill would be for a year?
  8. southend4ever

    The Driverless Taxi

    See the bbc website for video footage and commentary. There is no direct link that I can find on BBC. This is weird! A taxi that reaches up to 25mph which reaches its destination by computer control and laser sensors. This was only a matter of time. This is being tested at Heathrow Airport and...
    • southend4ever
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    • driverless heathrow laser mph racks sensors similar taxi taxis tracks
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    United Blow Their Chance

    Barcelona 2-0 Manchester United Eto'o 10 Messi 70 He may have mellowed with age, enough at least to allow the dignitaries to slip a runners-up medal over his head while still smiling warmly, but Sir Alex Ferguson must be furious with the way that this Champions League final was allowed to...
  10. Slipperduke

    History Will Reward Liverpool

    This week, a friend of mine bound for pastures new bestowed upon me her collection of old football magazines. I can't begin to explain how exciting this is to someone like me. You see, my friend's magazine collection is taller than her and it stretches back through the years to historic...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. canveyshrimper

    Ireland declares war on France

    The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice says. "This is Paddy down at the Hogshead Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you Frenchies!" "Well, Paddy,"...
    • canveyshrimper
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Police Speed Guns

    Was admitadly a wee bit of the speed limit down Pritterwell chase just now like maybe a few mph......notice a police car sitting in the driving test center and slowed down....as i went past him with his laser gun I looked at my dash and it said 31/32ish mph........how far up the road do they...
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    40 things You Would Love To Say Out Loud At Work

    1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5 I'm really easy to get along with...
  14. Slipperduke

    England v United States

    And so the recovery continues. Fabio Capello's patient, paternal treatment of the blundering failures who shamed the nation last year is, little by little, beginning to pay off. He hasn't asked them to play in strange formations, he hasn't made sweeping changes, he hasn't even announced a...
  15. Southend_Lady

    Interesting random Facts

    Slow day for me at work and just got this email -Interesting Facts In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Laser Eye Surgery

    Evening all, I am thinking about laser eye surgery and was just wondering if anyone on here has had it done and if you have would you be kind enough to answer a few questions, simple things really like: How long did the procedure take? What company did you have it done with? Was their after...
  17. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. lee_sufc

    Best Sat Nav?

    I currently use TomTom SatNav from a Pocket PC but am now looking to buy a standalone SatNav system. I have looked into the Road Angel Navigator which also includes a camera / laser detector but the reviews haven't been brilliant? Can people here recommend any decent SatNav systems - for around...

  19. For those Driving on M4 for the PlayOffs

    Source : Timesonline Drivers on the M4 in Wiltshire, between junctions 14 and 18 will face a £60 fine and three penalty points for speeding by as little as 9mph. Cameras in marked vans will be operated from bridges over the motorway. Police and civilian operators will use laser guns on vehicles...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Vange Shrimper

    HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?

    Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"..and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma...
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    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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