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  1. * ORM *

    Random musings of a journeyman footballer

    Saturday 12th May sees me play my last competitive football game. That will have been 42 years of league football since my old teacher at Westleigh Junior School entered us in the Southend Junior league back in 1976. Since then I make it I have played for 16 different clubs in 15 different...
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    • bone convicted cup degree entered essex following football greater hall ive kong laughs league qui rate roots roots hall samurai shrimperzone southend southend united teacher the home of football trophy
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Uncle Leo

    Colleagues with great names

    I've just had an email from a colleague called Colin Kong. What a magnificent monicker. And it got me thinking about other well-named people I have worked with over the years. They include Herbert Paradis Sylbert Lobo Sittiporn Suwankumpoo (preferred to be known as 'Mark') ShrimperZone, it's...
  3. * ORM *

    Film Remakes - Better or Worse

    I suppose this could be better as a set of polls but posting in the Wilder thread got me thinking Remakes that should never have happened Willi Wonka and the Chocolate Factory The Italian Job Remakes that were better than the original Total Recall King Kong both 76 and 95 improved on previous...
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    • chocolate kong remakes wilder
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Yer Blues

    The "Look at me! Look at me! I'm in Hong Kong!" free thread

    .... as you were.
  5. blues_r_best

    Sleeping Dogs

    Anyone else playing this game? It's a blend of Infernal Affairs and GTA with the combat from Batman/Assassins Creed, set in Hong Kong. So good.
  6. DTS

    Is it wrong to go out with just another man for lunch.

    Lads, Now I could be wrong but I think I have uncovered one of the greatest sexism scandals of the last decade. On Monday my mate Mike who now lives in Hong Kong is back for a short break to see his Mum who lives locally to me. we have agreed to go out for a bite to eat at lunch (Pizza, Ruby...
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    • hong kong locally sexism southenders
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Willie coulson

    Well, I live in melbourne Australia and I'm sure it was only last year I had a beer with Willie. As far as I know he still helps his daughter run holiday units or a caravan park in Newcastle just up from Sydney. Should be just about due down here soon..... After leaving the shrimpers played a...
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    • coulson football hong kong shrimpers units willie coulson
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  8. Cricko

    The Apprentice Zone Sweepstake draw.

    The Apprentice candidates... The Draw. 1.........Hong Kong Fooieeeeee..............Alex Britez Cabral 2.........Pubey....................................Edward Hunter Fired. 3.........Fasto....................................Tom Pellereau 4.........MK...
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    • barnablue berrichonne fasto hong kong natasha pringlejon tinks vince
    • Replies: 210
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Razam

    Another twist in the story....possible Sainsbury's takeover!!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/epic/sbry/7878028/Sainsburys-shares-rise-5pc-on-Qatari-bid-speculation.html If the takeover does go ahead this summer, what will this mean for the new stadium development? Could we be the second non-premiership club to have rich arab backers...
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    • arab buildings ched chief delta dual hall hong industry kong largest mayfair published supermarket supermarkets
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. * ORM *

    Rambling musings when you wake up slightly hungover with not enough sleep.

    Damn, it doesn't matter what time I go to bed (2.30am) and how much I've had to drink the night before (plenty). I still wake up at 6.30 even on a Sunday and well before the alarm clock which is set for 8.30 to wake up a girl I was out with last night as she is going sailing all day today and...
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    • academic artificial ceo christopher civil degrees fur gentlemen homosexuality hong industry ish kong lived malaysia musings qui ran respected somewhere twit
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. David Sullivan At Southend?.

    Just been reading that it looked like Mr Sullivan will be leaving Birmingham when the Kong Kong consortium takes over and quote "I intend to remain in football, so following the takeover I will be looking for a new challenge where my experience, my success and sound business acumen will make a...

  12. Sullivan and Brady to leave Birmingham

    If the takeover by a Hong Kong businessman happens at Brum. Now I know where porn king Sullivan lives (stalker alert) and it's in Essex...can you imagine him turning his attentions to us as Brady says she'd "never leave his side....."
  13. Slipperduke

    The 39th Shame

    I've found an interesting anomaly on the official Premier League website. Now, admittedly I'm playing fast and loose with the definition of the word 'interesting', but stick with me on this. When you click 'contact us', instead of bringing up the address of the organisation, it gives you a...
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    • anfield banking brainless brough compared deed ead engine enjoyed gagging glee hasn hong kong lesser liquid malaysia proving ranger representative similar somewhere structures tender thai thailand
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  14. Interview with Derek Spence

    here you go.... What a cracking fellow and managed to persuade him to come to the last away game of the season! Cheers Spencey! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What was Dave Smith like to play for? He was a bit of an enigma. If...
    • ManchesterBlues
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    • 1980-81 atmosphere crafty cup dave smith devastating didn fa cup frost hall hanks hereford hong kong league loud moore roots singing taxi wouldn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Hotman

    Recommendations needed - Chinese takeaway near a127

    can anyone recommend a decent takeaway which: 1) serves in plastic pots, not foil (to be eaten in car) 2) decent food 3) can possibly mix rice / chow mein and a main in one container Al and Justin at Hong Kong House only do foil pots, as do jade garden nr the bell, the one near bonnikels is...
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    • ban bon chow eaten hong kong mix takeaway
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. callan

    Dogs or Cats...you decide.

    Personally I prefer dogs and here are the reasons why. Their loyal...a cat will bugger off. Ever seen guide cats for the blind? Cats cant sniff for drugs / bombs and in there spare time dont sniff each others butts. Can a cat herd sheep? A dog could scare off a burglar?, can a cat do this...
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    • bombs bra brandy cup fags hong iff kong trapped
    • Replies: 80
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Shrimper2thecore

    Mario Kart Wii

    So who has got it? What are your thought of it and the wheel? If you have a Wii and dont have it, what on Earth is wrong with you? My opinion is that its amazing, the wheel works really well, and Nintendo have incorporated it seemlessly. Mario Kart games of old (N64 and GC) had four cups to...
  18. Yer Blues

    Band Names / Kids TV shows

    The premise is simple, add kids TV shows to band names, Here's a few we have me and Mrs. stereo came up with on the way to work: The thundercat dolls Nirvanas in pyjamas The shaggy dolls Blue Peter Bjorn And John And one for bag, Hong Kong phooey Lewis and the news
  19. DTS

    Pre-Nuptual Agreement.

    I was at a wedding this weekend. One of my best mates married his long term bird in Hatfield. The next morning at the breakfast table it was revealed that my mate has got her to sign a pre nuptual agreement stating that anything that is his before the wedding remains his and anything after is a...
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    • hong joi kong money sole
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Stats

    Long Train Trip To Sunderland

    Anyone else on the 9.30 from Kings Cross going up to Newcastle. I'll be on there along with Matt The Shrimp, Uxbridge Shrimper and the ever optimistic Hong Kong Blue. Lets hope that long journey is worth it!! UTB
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