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knobs

  1. shrews fan in peace

    Hi Guys, been reading your forum over the last couple of days and I just wanted to comment on how informed and well balanced most of you guys seem. Certainly a huge contrast to the Stevenage knobs!
    • cmonsalop
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    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division knobs league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    Paul Smith - 'his worse keeper eva' and other similar ramblings

    A thread to redefine goalkeeping standards and stop agendas cluttering up match report threads with pages and pages of arguments about Southend's number one. Please sound off here rather than make every thread an argument about Smith.
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • blues das english football english soccer essex football eva foo football football league fossets farm fourth division knobs league two mistakes npower football league ramblings real football roots hall shrimpers similar slagging soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 292
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Lord Football

    I am Trying To Learn To Play The Guitar.

    .....and my fingers f*****g hurt. Ok, so I thought in the post Mrs LF era, I'd do something different. So I've invested in an electric guitar (no gay acoustic **** for me, its not rock n roll enough). It's black and has knobs on it. I can play all the basic chords apart from F coz that's dead...
  4. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
    • J
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    • afghanistan army bin blairs coalition compensation conversation deaths deed disrespectful eating finds ish islamic knobs laden officers properly recruitment sandy suppor support tasks types wardens warn
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. DTS

    Implausable film endings.

    I was walking to work today when I noticed that every other bus seems to adverts for Saw 4 on them in London. I am not sure how familiar you are with Saw as a series of films but the basic plot is some twisted old boy kidnaps people who are knobs in real life and makes them do a task to spare...
    • DTS
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    • adverts blah itself knobs stealing vauxhall
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Thoughts from the East Stand.

    Right - Not going to talk about the game as there are a million threads on that however there are some other points I would like too touch on. Had a few drinks in the spread before the game as I have come to enjoy. Served by the ever friendly McNasty. Its fast becoming a Shrimperzone haven in...
    • DTS
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    • aas advised amber assume ban chuck compared didn didnt dose dosent dts gents knob knobs pain pulled spread tents tilly tools tunnel unacceptable
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. DTS

    France ot Germany?

    Got the train in to work today with a French girl that I know well. Anyway she was saying how great France is. Now since I went to the World Cup last year I have fallen in love with Germany in all shapes and forms. I just cant get enough of the place. She said Germany is a cack place to visit...
    • DTS
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    • cup fallen knobs
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. shrimperman

    Scum

    Knobs. What are they like. Just been watching the Ipswich game, they just love the thought of Ipswich being there derby. Winds me up, its like us saying West Hams our derby game. Knobs. Knobs. Knobs
  9. shrimperman

    Scum

    Knobs. What are they like. Just been watching the Ipswich game, they just love the thought of Ipswich being there derby. Winds me up, its like us saying West Hams our derby game. Knobs. Knobs. Knobs
  10. DTS

    Delightful reply from Swansea FC

    Sent them an email saying that I am amazed that they are going to allow a few thousand Welsh Knobs on the pitch and got this brilliant reply.Totally un-edited. "David Baker Thank you for your email. You should not believe rumours as they are as normal incorrect". Brilliant - Thanks...
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