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  1. Mugged in Southend

    Someone tried to mug me last night. After living in the town for over 30 years this is the first time this has happened to me. I was walking back from Herbies near Southchurch Park when I sensed two youths were following me on the other side of the park railings. They had hoodies on and I felt...
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    • cas ell following fur hall headed herbies knives ran scum southend stopped threatened threats town
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Shrimpers are Magic

    Beakers Night of the Long Knives coming up?

    The smart money is on Andy Burnham and Yvette Cooper combo but can't see anything happening until Labour are wiped out in Scotland - sorry I mean narrowly defeated in GE http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/11/07/labour-ed-miliband-leadership_n_6119170.html
  3. Napster

    Shrimper Songs...

    Songs with shrimper in the lyrics Cuban Crime of Passion - Jimmy Buffett Well now Billy Voltaire was a Piano player, up from Miami way. He used to play in the bars, he could should like the stars, And the Lady's would pay and pay. Well one night, he did wind up Playin' in Havana town...
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    • blues buffet english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division knife knives league two nobody npower football league pulled real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football town wild
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. jamesmut2000

    Captains Blog Part 2

    EAST ON.... I know this is supposed to be a light-hearted column so I’ll get Saturday’s defeat against Morecombe out of the way first. What can I say, we’re all gutted with the result and the way we lost the three goals in a game where we once again had most of the play. When we equalised at...
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    • accent aztec barrier bbq blues english football english soccer enjoyable enthusiasm essex football following football football league fossets farm fourth division fur jury knives laura league two learning metal morecombe npower football league pathe philips qui rack real football roots hall sessions shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football throws
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. canveyshrimper

    Capello v Beckham

    It seems the press have their knives out for Capello over his apparent treatment of Beckham. While I am not a fan of Capello, but there's huge double standards here. I don't remember a similar furore when McClaren dropped Beckham after Germany 2006, in fact most of the press seemed to think that...
  6. Slipperduke

    Don't Make A Whipping Boy Of Green

    Even as I type these words, I can hear the scraping of a thousand knives being hastily sharpened in the offices of England’s national newspapers. By the time I’ve hit ‘send’ on my email, be assured that this country’s sports editors will have plunged them all into Rob Green’s back. Football can...
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    • cruel dimi fro gest hazard japanese knives mistakes outfield respected sharpe
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: The World Cup Forum
  7. Slipperduke

    Ancelotti Needs Time

    Roman Abramovich has made his decision. Now let's see if he'll stick with it. The appointment of Carlo Ancelotti as his fifth manager in under two years may have been met with a mixed response from the fans, but the identity of the man is less important than the duration of his tenure. Chelsea...
  8. ozzy-shrimper

    Men In Tesco

    This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us...
    • ozzy-shrimper
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    • appearing ched fitting gas knives lauren ops outdoor products rack sausages shoppers speaker tone
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. canveyshrimper

    Convicts v Saffers

    The 1st Test at Perh has passed almost unnoticed, the Seth Effrikans chasing down 414 to win the match, a great win for the Saffers as a year or so ago they would have bottled this big time. Although I don't like Graeme Smith his innings at Perth and the one to win at Headingley last summer puts...

  10. Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...

    HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...
    • A Century United
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    • amuse appearing boyfriend ched fitting gas knives offences ops outdoor products rack sausages shoppers speaker tescos tone
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. DoDTS

    Catering at FF

    I've already posted this on the Feedback on Walsall thread on the Away Travel Board, but thinking about it thought worth wider coverage on this board The Saddlers club at the Walsall ground is in my opinion, while basic, excellent and just what is required. Two bars one for "Home members only"...
  12. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Barcelona

    Manchester United take on Barcelona tonight in what will certainly be the purist's choice of Champions League semi-finals. These are two teams packed full of world class players and devoted to playing the game in adventurous, swashbuckling fashion Unfortunately, only one of them is currently...
  13. Napster

    TV's Top 25 put-downs

    TV's top 25 put-downs published Lord Blackadder spent most of his life devising witty 'put-downs' Insults by Captain Mainwaring and Lord Blackadder have been named among the top 25 put-downs in TV history, as chosen by the Radio Times magazine. "Stupid Boy!" uttered by Dad's Army's Captain...
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    • army barbara bonding bradford carrington ched chocolate cliff complex controlled cup daniels desert didn diet divorced eating encounter enthusiasm fixed gene hackett hanks hasn knives lying mars millionaire minister nico percy pike professor published rigsby romance ski tangled taylor temporarily towers
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. C C Csiders

    Female TV presenters..............

    ..............that you think will be dirty cows between the sheets (or wherever the fancy takes them): For me I reckon that: Penny Smith; Mariella Frostrup; and Carol Kirkwood would go like knives.
  15. C C Csiders

    Fear of inanimate objects

    I have previously expressed on here the known and indisputable fact that dolls (especially china dolls) come to life at night when all the household is asleep. At this time they can only have murderous intent. Happily, however, most people do not keep knives in rooms where dolls reside. People...
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    • dolls especially inanimate individuals intent knives photograph revert shared
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. biffo

    Biffo's take on things

    At least we can all get on with our lives now. The brutal statistics show beyond doubt that we were not good enough throughout the whole set-up. It's easy to knock the players (and i will a bit further on). However, in my opinion, the overiding factor in our demise from the championship is down...
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    • bolster ched cup developer foo fur knives league meg money organ pace qui rabbit rate ratings sleeve tacking
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. C C Csiders

    Fern Britton: would you?

    I know she is a big girl. But I certainly would - I bet she goes at it like knives.
  18. Vange Shrimper

    Proud to be British?

    Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything...
    • Vange Shrimper
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    • battery bottles brits chocolate cigarettes didn diet faster fro fur furniture ish japanese kebab knives lawn mower parts pulling rink supermarkets suspicion
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Jokes And Oher Interesting things;

    13 things for a man to do in Tesco 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
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    • alarm assume dart ell fitting knives rack shoppers tone
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. My Views on everything since Oxford

    Well having read everyones posts (all 29 pages of them) and having had time to diggest a few things I thought, well I felt I needed to write as I have so many opinions on posts from posters on hear, I think what it does show is so many personalities in people on these boards, and I don't...
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    • blah bottles brough claimed custodial dads didn didnt doesnt eventful everyones firms foo football gran hadn hall hasn havent honourable jobs knives olds oxfam oxford pathe punches qui roots roots hall southend spread stated suppor tear tools town weapons wes wild youth
    • Replies: 118
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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