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  1. Davros

    Aussie Rules

    Not sure if there are any fans, but a couple of the AFL teams are coming over to play a game at the Kia Oval on 3rd Nov... http://www.kiaoval.com/afl-returns-to-the-kia-oval/ plenty of tickets available
  2. Rusty Shackleford

    Kia Abdullah's amusement at toffs' fatal crash

    Occasional Grauniad columnist Kia Abdullah really is a charming girl. She's taking 'class warfare' to a low that I'm sure certain SZ posters would enjoy. Is this the politics of envy? Seems like it to me. Make your own mind up - link Personally, despite my own abhorrence of her comments, I...
  3. Benfleet A1

    The mongol rally 2012

    Well I had intended on leaving this until nearer the time but things have moved on a little quicker than expected so here goes. Several years ago I was being all funky and surfing the net when I happened across an web site called TheAdventurists. Through my drunken haze I read about a totally...
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  4. Slipperduke

    Tevez - The Big Girl

    Heroes can be hard to find in modern football. It's difficult to feel any connection to a teenage millionaire when he signs a contract large enough to fund a hospital wing before he's even scored his 20th Premier League goal. It's impossible to respect a man who passionately expresses his desire...
  5. Slipperduke

    Money Can't Buy Honour

    Footballers are a funny lot. Sometimes, it's like they have their own language. In their world an 'egg' or a 'nugget' means a foolish person, 'beans-on-toast' means the goalpost and 'I want to play Champions League football,' actually means, 'To hell with that, I want to earn more money in a...
  6. Slipperduke

    It's His Own Fault

    I love Carlos Tevez. If you're anything like me, still immature enough to allow your mind to wander with fantasises of being a professional footballer, you'll know why. Tevez plays in exactly the same way that we would, were we ever given the chance. He is whole-hearted, brave and dedicated. He...
  7. Slipperduke

    Victory For Football? Not Quite...

    Finally someone listened to Kaka. Throughout this entire silly episode, the Brazilian midfielder has begged and pleaded with the AC Milan management not to sell him to Manchester City. He has told them that he wants to stay and captain the side. He said that he wanted to grow old at the San...
  8. steveo

    Subaru quit WRC

    Subaru follow Suzuki and withdraw from the WRC blaming the global economy blah blah blah. I think they blew it when the dropped the classic Impreza and replaced it with a Hyundai/Kia lookalike. I loved the old shape, in fact I had two of them, but the new one really put me off, and I can...
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    TV Adverts

    Now, I don't want to appear to have prematurely turned into Victor Meldrew but what is it with TV advertising these days? It's almost as if Advertising Execs have had one too many snort of the old nose cleanser & collectively decided that if an ad annoys it therefore has permeated...
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